Patrick: Oh god, I can't find Pete! Oh, I know what to do!
Patrick: PATRICK STUMP IS UGLY, FAT, AND UNTALENTED
Pete: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY?!
Andy: LISTEN HERE YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT
Brendon: BITCH HOW FUCKING DARE YOU?!
Travie: YOU FINNA WANNA FIGHT ME, SLUT?!
Fans, holding pitchforks and torches: FUCKING COME AT US, YOU SON OF A BITCH. WE WILL BEAT YOUR ASS TO THE FUCKING PULP IF YOU EVER INSULT OUR SWEET PATTYCAKES--
Patrick:
Patrick: I did not think this through
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incorrect Peterick quotes
Fanficjust some prompts or 'quotes' for our favorite couple! some are NSFW and others are just platonic but it is pretty fucking gay i decided to do this bc why tf not ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (I'm considering deleting this since it was created during an embarrassing ti...
