Pete: Don't you think this is crazy?
Patrick: What?
Pete: My heart is beating so loudly right now
Patrick, blushing: Why?
Pete: There's a cockroach near your feet
Patrick, jumps in mid air:
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incorrect Peterick quotes
Fanfictionjust some prompts or 'quotes' for our favorite couple! some are NSFW and others are just platonic but it is pretty fucking gay i decided to do this bc why tf not ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (I'm considering deleting this since it was created during an embarrassing ti...
