Pete: I wasn't that drunk
Andy: You called Patrick's dad to tell him he was "relieved of his duties because Patrick found a new daddy,"
Pete: ...oh god
Patrick, walking in:
Patrick: Is that why my dad won't answer me?
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Fanfictionjust some prompts or 'quotes' for our favorite couple! some are NSFW and others are just platonic but it is pretty fucking gay i decided to do this bc why tf not ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (I'm considering deleting this since it was created during an embarrassing ti...
