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Pete, answering the phone: Hello?

Patrick, on the other end: Pete, I fucked up

Pete: Oh my god, are you okay?! What did you do?

Patrick: How do you get eyeliner off?!

Pete, stunned and confused:

Patrick: I'm being serious, Peter! I have a show in 5 minutes!

Pete, is laughing so hard tears are rolling down his face:

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