Pete: I don't wanna be 40
Patrick, not looking up from his phone: Well, your only alternative is to die
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incorrect Peterick quotes
Fanficjust some prompts or 'quotes' for our favorite couple! some are NSFW and others are just platonic but it is pretty fucking gay i decided to do this bc why tf not ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (I'm considering deleting this since it was created during an embarrassing ti...
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Pete: I don't wanna be 40
Patrick, not looking up from his phone: Well, your only alternative is to die
