Patrick, an innocent 11-year-old: Pete, what's 69?
Pete: Oh, uh, well.... a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6... and a 9... and a 5, 6, 7, 8! *Breaks into Jazz solo*

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Fanfictionjust some prompts or 'quotes' for our favorite couple! some are NSFW and others are just platonic but it is pretty fucking gay i decided to do this bc why tf not ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (I'm considering deleting this since it was created during an embarrassing ti...
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Patrick, an innocent 11-year-old: Pete, what's 69?
Pete: Oh, uh, well.... a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6... and a 9... and a 5, 6, 7, 8! *Breaks into Jazz solo*