Flower (Yoonseok) ✅

Three

Yoongi Focus

"What do you want, mother?"

"You could at least talk to me without attitude."

"I'm sorry...what do you want, mother?"

"I hate you sometimes." The goddess muttered. Yoongi smirked and sat beside her.

"You called me here for something."

"You needn't act like you want to be here."

"You think I am?"

"Why did I give birth to you?"

"Because you were kidnapped, raped and then forced to be queen of the underworld?" Persephone glowered at her son.

"We do not speak of that here. You know it makes your father sensitive."

"It makes him sensitive?" Yoongi rolled his eyes. "Whatever. What do you need?"

"You to be a good son for once."

"Pfft...no really, why did you call me here?"

"Because I want you to get out a little."

"You don't think I've been trying?"

"I want you to get a wife."

"...oh." Yoongi sneered. "No thanks."

"This again? Really? I want a grandchild before I die!"

"You're immortal you nutcase!"

"Doesn't mean I don't want a grandchild!"

"What if my spouse is male!? Then what!"

"You know there's ways to make it happen!"

"Oh for fucks sake, I don't want any--shit!"

"Watch your profanity!"

"I am not having this conversation with you again, mother." Yoongi sighed and stood. "I'll be going now. I might see you in twenty years or so if I can handle it."

"This why I wanted a daughter!" Persephone yelled after her son. Yoongi merely shook his head and transported himself to Olympus.

Back to the same garden he and the few friends he had always hung out.

Jimin was already there, playing with some fire in his hands. "Hey, Chim."

"Yoongs."

"What's up?"

"Nothing much. I started a new college on Earth today. I'll have to go soon, seeing as their time moves quite a bit faster than it does here."

"Why don't you just stay there, then?"

"Jungkook asked me to take him. I had to talk to...his father first." Jimin shuddered a little, thinking about that particular encounter. "Anyway, you wanna go, too? I know you said you'd do it."

Yoongi shrugged. "Sure why not?" Just then, an ecstatic Jungkook ran into the garden.

"Let's go! Let's go!" He said excitedly. Jimin rolled his eyes and together the three God's headed down to earth.

They landed in a spacious apartment. "We'll probably have to get a house. I have no doubts that Namjoon and Jin are going to stalk and follow us down here eventually."

"Yeah, after they're done fucking." Jungkook muttered.

Yoongi rolled his eyes.

The two gods, no matter how many times they denied it, the rest of them knew that they were either just fucking each other, or in a relationship.

"We should look into that as soon as possible then." Jungkook said, nodding.

"What do you even do on earth?" Yoongi asked.

"College!" Jimin said enthusiastically. "I just transferred to a new one, and it's amazing, let me tell you. Full of horny young adults. And beautiful humans..."

"Yeah, okay, no thanks." Jungkook said, wrinkling his nose.

"Oh come on Kookie! They have a dance department~" Jungkook's eyes widened.

"I'm in! Let's go!" Yoongi rolled his eyes as Jungkook tried to drag Jimin out right away.

"It doesn't work like that, Kookie." Jimin explained. "We have to register you, first, and plus, it's a weekend--"

"How do we register me!?" Yoongi rolled his eyes.

"Yoongi, do you want to go to college, as well?"

"I don't want to dance."

"There's lots things that you can study there. What about Horticulture?"

"Really?"

"Well, I mean you grew up with your mom teaching you practically everything about plants and flowers! I thought you might be interested!"

"I suppose." The man grumbled. "There's really nothing for me to do, anyway. I came to get out more and do something, maybe avoid my parents and everybody else awhile. So why not?"

"Great!" Jimin said, smiling. "We can get you two registered today and you can start classes on Monday?"

"Yes!" Jungkook began to jump around, feeling excited. He was already loving the idea.

Yoongi sighed and sat on the couch in the apartment. "I'll get your registration papers and stuff." Jimin said. "Yoongi, do you think you could start looking for other places to live?"

Yoongi nodded and Jungkook followed Jimin out of the apartment like an excited puppy.

Eventually Yoongi got up and found a technology device sitting on Jimin's table. Yoongi wasn't stupid, he knew how to use many human things. And even if he didn't, he could just flick his hand and make it work for him.

He opened the thing and started searching. He found a few good options, and money would never be a problem for them, so Yoongi emailed the seller when he finally settled on one.

He said that they could buy the home today if the seller was interested. That they'd pay the selling price without trying to bargain for a lower one.

The seller clearly sounded flabbergasted in the email they sent back, but agreed whole heatedly, telling him that they'd be at the said house in two hours to file paper work and such.

Yoongi sighed and looked around.

Earth.

He was on Earth.

He paused, just think about it a second.

The god didn't have anything against humans, he just felt like their lives went by so fast that it didn't really matter to him.

Maybe his time here would change that.