In Who Did What Now? I have learned that it is best not to use a person's real name. The anonymity keeps me alive to write another day. Since you've taken time out of your day to read these little excerpts from life, I would like to introduce you to my characters.
Let's start with Jeffrey. He really really wanted to be called Jeffrey. I told him no.
I also said no to Farticus Maximus.
And Turd Muffin.
Smarty pants was too vague.
Theology Nerd just wasn't funny enougb.
He got tired of making up names and fell asleep, so I guess I win. 😈
Anyway, I would hate to bore you as well, so I'd better get on with it!
My first & favorite character is....
Giggles! Here is his profile -
Giggles Azra Diamond
Age: The Work Era
Height: 6'4"
Ethnicity: Viking Elf
Description: Constant smile or laugh.
Personality: Hardest working elf ever. Also loves food.Thank you for reading, and please introduce yourself in the comments!
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