Pretend Love [Matt Espinosa/Magcon Fanfic]

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Chapter 18

This chapter is a little different. There is no point of view, it is as if you are watching Matt and Emily’s youtube video. So it’s all dialogue. My goal is for you to picture what they might be doing while filming this, or their reactions to each other in your head. Enjoy.

Also, I know at times it may get a bit confusing as to who’s talking, but I did my best to make it clear who’s saying what. Hopefully you’ll get it.

“Hey guys! Matt here with my beautiful girlfriend-”

 

“Jesus.”

 

“Yeah... Matt and Jesus here. We decided to film a video together tonight and a bunch of you were begging for the girlfriend tag. So... Here we go!

 

“Basically we’re doing a speed round... Em has to ask the questions and I have to answer as quick as possible. I get points for each one I get right.”

“And the more points he gets, the more dirty stuff he gets to do later.”

 

“I’m cutting that out.”

“No!”

“Yes.”

“Ugh you suck.”

“Ok let’s start!”

“Fine, Ready? Set? Go. First question, where did we meet?”

“In an elevator.”

“Correct. 2, where was our first date?”

“Your house.”

“Correct. 3, what was your first impression of me?”

“Uhm, beautiful girl with a voice like an angel, and also very clumsy.”

 

“Matt!”

“Next question!”

“Ugh, fine. 4, when did you meet my family?”

“I haven’t yet.”

 

“5, one weird habit I have?”

“You bite your nails.”

 

“True. 6, how long have we been together?”

 

“Exactly 77 days.”

“Uhm, I’m pretty sure that’s correct. I should know that. Whatever. 7, do we have any traditions?”

“Not really but we have to get dessert after every date or else it isn’t a date.”

“That’s true. 8, my favorite animal?”

 

“Penis.”

“Correct. 9, our first roadtrip?”

“Haven’t had time to go on one yet.”

 

“Yeah, unfortunately. 10, first thing you noticed about me?”

“Your height.”

“Ass hole!”

“Sorry, it’s true.”

“You suck.”

“I’m sorry.”

 

“11, what pisses me off?”

“Television commercials.”

“Correct. 12, my favorite physical feature of yours?”

“My huge dick.”

“.....Correct..... 13, one thing I’m not good at?”

“Lying.”

“What are you even talking about, I’m an amazing liar.”

“No you aren’t! That right there, that was a terrible lie!”

“Shut up, next question. 14, what do we argue about most?”

“Where to eat and go out.”

“Yeah that’s true. 15... No I’m not reading this. Nope, nope, no, turn back. Not gonna happen.”