A S T A T I C [s.hitoshi & k.denki]

three

"You. Got. Stuck. In. A. Vending. Machine." Denki scoffed, stuffing his face with a sandwich as his friends either laughed or chuckled along with Jirou.

"Kaminari buddy, your dumb bitch energy is getting too big nowadays." The tallest, Sero Hanta chuckled as he pat the blonde's shoulder.

"I can just imagine it! His arm trapped as he complains and cries at the numbness!" Mina cackled, her cheeks going red despite her dark skin.

"Pikachu I knew you were stupid but..." Bakugo Katsuki, the staple asshole in the group who genuinely looked astonished.

"Hey! If I paid for my sour gummies, I'm getting my sour gummies." Denki muttered, finishing his first two sandwiches with little-to-no effort.

"I'm surprised you can afford about three sandwiches from the café, I thought you always kept pocket change?" Kirishima Eijiro asked with a curious tone, making Denki a little nervous.

"I just brought more this time, I forgot to eat yesterday so I was super hungry. Plus Aizawa-Sensei is a professor that somehow makes class long as hell." Denki complained, biting into his third sandwich.

"Damn you're really powering through that Kami, I haven't even finished my noodles!" Mina noted, her yellow eyes widening with a surprise Denki was oblivious to.

"Hruh? I'm arways 'his hungey?" Bakugo stifled the loudest yell he's ever made, Sero beating him to it.

"Don't talk with your mouth full oh my god - JIROU HELP HE'S ACTUALLY GROSS."

Kirishima continued eating his food, chomping on the meat peacefully as the rest of the group was trying not to vomit at Kaminari's sudden lack of manners.

Finally swallowing his food, Denki begin talking with stars in his eyes.

"Oh! Someone helped me last night!"

"Well duh, you would still be stuck in the machine if nobody hadn't." Bakugo piped, chewing on a sliced jalapeño.

"Well, they were kinda cool! Like the insomniac 'don't talk to me' kinda cool!" Jirou sweat-dropped, Kaminari talking about this emo kid like a god.

"And yeah, they saved me and I hope I meet him again - I wanna I don't know, be his friend maybe?"

"Hey hey, maybe if you get trapped again - you'll probably meet him again!" Kirishima joked, pointing at the blonde with his chopsticks as others chuckled along.