A S T A T I C [s.hitoshi & k.denki]

eighteen

Ever since the hangover incident, Hitoshi has been a little more lenient on Kaminari - though it wasn't the 'he's actually kinda cute' type of lenient no, Hitoshi kept the no homo card on hand always. But Kamimari in general was a whole different type of no homo, as Kendo would call it.

He'd begin to watch the blonde more, how energetic he seemed and how patient he was.

Turns out, he was humored with the other. With his antics and severely dehydrated humor, for God's sake; Kaminari still laughed at chungus memes for crying out loud.

And not to mention, one time someone asked for the time - and the blonde's wallpaper was just a montage of sad cat pictures.

"Hey Shochan," Monoma drawled with a grin as he took a seat right next to the insomniac. "Did ya' do the assignment?"

"Mono-cunt, you already know my answer." Hitoshi replied, taking a morbidly long sip of his coffee.

"Okay that's fucking rude, but yuh' caught me in corner! I already knew like the genius I am." The blue eyed blonde grinned with a stupid attitude, though everyone in the room knew of the blonde by now.

"Mhm, a genius who's dating Aoyama of all people." Kimori spoke, her bangs hanging over her eyes as she watched Monoma burst into a flare of pink.

"Ok that's fucking unfair, he's a cutie and don't get me started on who you're dating, shit-shroom."

Hitoshi sighed, and looked towards their teacher, who sat idly at his desk with papers in his hands.

Vlad-Sensei looked irritated, though bliss returned to his features when someone slipped through the door and waved some papers towards him.

"Thank you, tell Aizawa-san my thanks." Their blonde hair bounced as they bowed before gesturing to the teacher.