Nuisance: Short Stories

Nuisance - Part 5

"You're a psychopath."
"I prefer... creative."
"Oh my God."
Haylee smirked as Gema shook her head. They were planning a fun event for the group to do together. So far, Haylee had suggested that they tortured some evil souls down in Hell and go out for ice cream afterward. That was shot down pretty quick.
"Okay then, what do you suggest we do?"
"What about a movie night?"
"Can it be Scream?"
"No."
"Then no."
Gema grumbled. It was impossible to get anywhere with her stubborn friend. She loved her, but sometimes, she just wanted to stab the asshole in the head.
"What if we have a sleepover?"
"Where?"
"Heaven?"
"Yeah, cause freaking Lucifer in Heaven is gonna work out."
"Right. Sorry."
Haylee rolled her eyes. It really did suck that they could never really do anything in Heaven without making her feel left out. She wasn't hurt by Holy Water but she couldn't exactly just stroll on in to Heaven either. Nobody really wanted to do anything in Hell either since it was so hot.
"What if we had a carnival?"
"A carnival?"
"Yeah!"
"How?"
"I can conjure one up! You forget dear that I'm Lucifer."
"Very funny. Okay. I'll go ask the others."
"Okay."
With that, Gema took off. Haylee got to work focusing on what she pictured a carnival would have. Most of them had Ferris wheels, food stands, games, and rides. Couldn't forget the prizes either.
She held her hands out in front of her and pictured a Ferris wheel. She opened her eyes and there it was. It was large and bright and a cheerful red. Haylee smiled and continued, until there were countless food stands, game booths, and rides. She added some carnival acts, like a circus and fun houses.
The sound of running and voices echoed. She turned to see the whole group stop in their tracks and gawk at the scene. Haylee smiled.
"Hey guys! Knock yourselves out!"
Princey and Madison took off for the booth with BT21 prizes. Obviously. Brianna, Clarissa, and Haydee headed for the Ferris wheel. By headed, I mean Brianna just dragged their asses over there.
Tiffany had walked off somewhere that hooch.
Fern, Haylee, and Gema ran off to the fun house. As they walked inside, mirrors made their reflections look tall, short, fat, skinny, and squiggly. Haylee laughed as one mirror made Gema's ass look thick.
"Ooh! Que Thicc!"
She slapped Gema's thigh and ran off.
"Haylee!"
Fern walked off ignoring the both of them. The house was full of twists and turns, and she soon found herself separated from Haylee and Gema. She found a door to a small room filled with an Avengers shrine.
"Hehehehe."
~
"Princey! Look! It's Tata!"
"Bueno?"
Princey turned his head to see a giant plush Tata hanging in the back of the booth. He smiled.
"Back off benis, it's mine."
He picked up the water squirter and aimed for the clowns mouth. Maddie did the same and waited.
Ding Ding Ding
They fired water into the clowns mouth. It was close. Madison tried to hold back a sneeze, but her hands were preoccupied.
"ACHOO!"
Her gun shot up and squirted water at the ceiling. The bell went off and Princey won.
"Haha! It's mine!"
The worker handed him the giant Tata plush.
"Congrats."
Princey turned to face a pouting Madison.
"Haha benis. You, can suck it."
~
The group had gathered at last to stop at the food stands. There were corn dogs, cotton candy, hot dogs, fountain drinks, and more.
Half the group bought corn dogs and the other half gourded on funnel cake.
"Did you like it?" Haylee asked.
They all nodded.
"What do you guys think we should do next time?"Gema asked.
"Movies!"
"Sleepover!"
"Snack run!"
"Fashion show!"
Haylee and Gema laughed. Basically all the ideas they had fought about earlier were the top suggestions.
"Uh guys."
Everyone looked up at Brianna. She seemed worried.
"What's wrong Bri?" Haylee seemed puzzled. What could she have done wrong?
"Where's Fern?!"