The criminal's alpha

Chapter 1

Laying on my bed at six in the morning because I couldn't sleep was how I started my day, but it picked up pace pretty quickly. I got up and walked to the kitchen, everyone else was asleep so I could cook and listen to music without getting harassed to "turn it down". I grabbed a pound of beef and a carton of eggs from the fridge and turned on the stove, cooking was a way for me to focus and think even if I got teased by my friends because it's "not what a demon would do". After thirty minutes I had a beef, egg, and onion hash with two pieces of toast and a can of Johnny's homemade Cola, the guy can drive a big rig and make a mean Cola, so I gave him a section of the basement to mass produce it for me and the rest of the family. 

"Well well, who's up at the crack o' dawn?"

"Yeah yeah, couldn't fuckin sleep, so what?" I replied to Johnny with a mouthful of Hash in my mouth "Why're you up early, couldn't sleep after riding yo daddy fer an hour last night?" I knew he had a daddy kink and that he was really shy about it, his boyfriend loved it but he hated it when he was blushing, which I would use every once in a while to get some peace and quiet. He walked into the kitchen and popped a couple waffles in the toaster while heating up the stove to make some eggs.

"Shut up." He mumbled causing me to crack up, he was always shy about it that when he started mumbling it made me laugh.

"I'm just messin' with ya dude, you doin' alright?"

"Ummm n-no, not really...can I get your advice on something?"

"I'm not great at the advice, can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?" 

"You really need to stop quoting Chandler Bing, you ain't gettin laid like that." He said and now I was the one blushing, because he wasn't wrong, I am a shy, sarcastic cunt wad and have yet to find my mate, which sucks...seeing as everyone else in my family has, but I'm not gonna complain, I'm happy for em'.

"What's up mate?"

"I-I wanna get married to Der, but I'm too shy to propose, I feel like I'd screw everything up, stumbling on my words, poor planning I'd ju-"

"Okay one, fuckin relax dude, you ain't gonna get anything done stressing like that, two your eggs are burning" I said and he panicked and flipped his eggs and thanked me " And finally three you don't gotta worry, you ain't gonna propose cuz Der already said he was." I said and he looked at me with a shocked look, like he just won the fucking lottery, which I guess to an extent he did, everyone knew how much those two loved each other, if one got hurt the other went into a frenzy and put whoever hurt them through so much pain, that they wished they were dead.

"W-what?? A-are you serious?" 

"Yep, and turn off the stove, your eggs are done." He turned off the stove and put his over hard eggs in between his waffles with a slice of cheese, and grabbed a cherry cola from the fridge. 

"How do you know?" 

"Can't tell ya that my dude, you just need to relax and wait" I said and he looked happy but impatient, causing me to laugh "you look like a sad puppy who just got told he can't have a treat!" He blushed and started devouring his sandwich while I cleaned my plate and put it back in the cupboard. By this stage, everyone was either already up and making breakfast or just starting to get up, so I went to my room to get ready for the day, it was gonna be a long one cuz we were starting the planning for our next big heist. I pulled on a pair of blue jeans and a white v-neck, with my leather jacket over it. It looked like an 80's greaser jacket in the sense that it had more pockets and zippers than an average jacket, but it was comfy and I liked the look. I grabbed two one liter bottles of water from my fridge and added some energy drink mix, it was a cherry flavored drink with a nice kick of caffeine. I walked out and down the stairs towards the armory to grab my gear, surprised to see Johnny there two, with Derek leaving hickeys on his back and shoulders.