Forever And Ever.

11

I paced the livingroom of Bowie's German house and looked at Connie helplessly.
"The fuck do yer want me to do 'bout it Noel? I aint no doctor".

"We can't call a doctor, he'll get done for possession" he replies.

"Where's Mags? Where is anyone?".

"Not around" noel replies "he looks really bad J, is he gonna die?".

"I dont know noel I'm not there have yer tried waking him up, why the fuck did he do this at 11.30 in the mornin'?".

"Hang on". Noel puts the phone on a table but doesnt hang up. "Rkid? Rkid? Liam? William? Wake up man yer scarin me shitless". It was at this moment I also feared for my brother in law's life. Then I heard it. A slap like Noel had hit him right across the face.

"Fuck were that for man, I were tryna sleep yer prick" the familliar sound of William John Paul Gallagher came through the speaker. I also heard noel breathe a sigh of relief at the same time as me. "Get off me yer cunt".

"Sorry man I thought you were a gonner" Noel replies.

"Why the fuck? Would I? Nevermind".

"Coz I came in to yer on the floor lookin dead and droolin and shit man" Noel replies "sorry fer me concern yer prick".

"the only prick I see here is you" he replies "all yer care about is the money and if i killed over yer got no lead singer, yer fucked, nought to do with if yer actually care about me and what did I say man get the fuck off me". I hear noel stand up and grab his phone.

"Dont worry, as you can here, Rkid's alright, his usual self" Noel grumbles to me.

"Were you on the phone the whole time yer cunt?" Liam says before i can reply. He must have sat up because his voice was clearer.

"Yes, i needed help" noel explains, i had just realised had walked in and assumed liam was fucked and phoned me instead of checking if he actually was fucked first.

"Yer what? What with? Who is it?".

"I thought yer were dead" he says "none ah yer beeswax".

"Just fuckin' tell me" Liam replies.

"That's my business" noel replies "bog off". At this point i was sure he was trying to aggrovate him.  I just needed one day without the aggro from either of them.

I place my hand over the reciever on my end. "Constance?" I call her quietly, she skips over from helping Eliza with something. "Can yer take a car back to Noel and Liam and track down Mags, make sure they dont cave eachothers skulls in?" I ask.

"What about you and El?" She asks.

"Yer my husbands assistant not mine, this isnt even part of yer job" I reply, trying not to hiss.

"Its fine, Love, I'll drive 'em back" David weighs in "its not a problem, more time to spend with my favourite girls".

"Alright, I'll see you back at the hotel" she replies and scurries off towards the front door without a goodbye.

"Listen Noel, don't kill him" I say into the phone "ive sent connie back to keep yer in line, I'll back later. Love yer bye". I hang up before he can reply. 

David smiles to me "there's an extra tea now. But its in a small cup and only has one sugar in".

"Go on then. Give it to eliza" I smile "its almost like you knew she was going to leave".

"Maybe I did" he replies "i have some things to tell you, sit down please".
I take a seat in the livingroom, he puts the tray he was holding with the three teas on onto the coffee table. Eliza was distracted by the Tv and didnt really care what we weres doing. He takes a deep breath. "I'm having another baby" he says excitedly.