Forever And Ever.

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When Bonehead and Gem got on the bus, we all cheered. Suddenly we had become a bit of a party bus with three fifths of the band aboard. Of course a safe drug and alcohol free party bus, but a party bus all the same.
I wondered what Noel thought of my sudden request of changes. If he and paul had another argument. So many thoughts raced around my brain but I couldnt get answers until we were at the next stop.

I flicked through the TV until I found what looked like a bit of a loose women style set up but an american version. It only caught my attention because I saw a picture the oasis boys in the corner.
"So tell me ladies, what do you think of the latest news about british band Oasis?" The woman at the head of the panel says then continues. "They are said to be as big as the beatles, dominating the english charts by miles. But at what cost? Well brothers Liam and Noel gallagher, founders of the band, learnt that fame isnt all its cracked up to be as they fought over a girl".

"Why fight over one girl? Theres plenty more fish in the sea boys" a ginger girl on the left replies.

"Yes but this is a special girl" the head of the panel explains "her name is Jess Gallagher, formerly Hamilton. She's a muti-millionare former journalist and business woman, who inherited her fathers business, born on the same estate as the Gallagher brothers who lived next door growing up. From what we can gather Liam and Noel always fought over her but then she eventually married Noel in 1995, they had a child, a little girl called Elizabeth, in 1996. Earlier this year it came to light that noel secretly divorced her after a stint in rehab and married a model, called Meg Matthews, almost a year before telling Jess. The pair have been divorced well over a year. Now its come to light that she is Marrying Liam. Not only that but, she is having his child in december. All of this was brought out into the open at an Oasis concert last night, when both brothers had a fight on stage and the show got cancelled".

"Wait shes having her brother in law's child?" Another woman asks.

"yes and the question we raise is, is it acceptable to have a relationship with your ex's siblings?" Main host asks.

"Do we know the sex of the baby?" Another girl, obviously the stereotypical dumb blonde of the show.

"No, we dont know the sex of the baby yet, its too early" the main woman says.

"I dont want to sound horrible, Michelle" the ginger girl says (she was talking to the main woman so I gathered her name is Michelle) "but, there is just something so wrong about marrying your ex's brother. For starters those kids arent just going to be brother and sister but now also first cousins too? Its just not right".

"It is legal to marry your first cousin" dumb blonde chimes in, playing with her hair.

The ignore her and the other girl, who was quite pretty with olive skin and green eyes, adds to the conversation. "Although I was shocked at first I dont see anything wrong with it. It seems to be very unique circumstances and I wish them all the best".
It was weird watching a segment on a chat show about myself. I turned the tv off and sat there in the silence of an empty tour bus for a second.
Then I heard the entrance door open a and it was lively again. Guigs had complained of a migraine and gone to sleep in the back. Liam clambered on first with Eliza in his arms and sslammed down next to me on the sofa. The dog jumped up on the other side of me, I had given Bonehead the big task of walking her, she layed down with her head on my leg and I gave her a scratch behind the ear. Liam turns the tv on but flicks channels to a kids channel, eliza sits on his lap watching it.
Bonehead and Gem sit at the dining table playing chess.
They had all been to a service station to get snacks and stuff.

"Did yer get my stuff?" I ask Gem. He hands a thin blue and white verticle striped plastic bag over to me.

"Welcome" he says before I can even thank him and turns back to playing chess.