Chapter 13: EXO's acting... Not Impressive?!

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Chapter 13

Suho’s POV

CEO’s Office

I gulped as I read the sign of the door.

“Guys----“ I was about to say something but whenI glanced at  my back, I saw no one behind me.

“Sir, are you okay talking by yourself?” the janitress said worriedly on me and I blushed. These kids! They said that they will follow my lead!

“I’m okay... May I ask, was I all alone?”

“Yes... I was cleaning for about 30 minutes already and you were talking seriously with yourself.”

“ Oh, thanks.” I smiled as I walk back to our dorm and stomped my feet really hard. I will kill all of you kids!

--At EXO’s Dorm—

I was about to knock when I heard Chanyeol’s voice echoes.

“So everyone! We should do our plan before Suho even noticed that we never followed him in the first place.”

“You! D.O. and Kai! Pretend that you are playing wushu or something. You Xiumin and Tao pretend that you two are cooking. You, Lay and Sehun, pretend that you are studying and memorizing the lyrics. Yin, pretend that you are cleaning and Luhan uhhh...” he stops for a while then continues “I know! You cry. And Baekhyun will read a horror book and Me and Chen will dance.”

“What the hell Chanyeol that is so not us.” Chen disagreed.

“Then what will we do? We should act busy so that Suho will be the one to face the CEO!”

*Knock knock*

“Oh my God! He is here! Be busy people!”

I then opened the door and saw everyone doing something. I decided to play with them.*Evil laugh*

“Hey! So who is willing to go with me?” I asked as I sit on the sofa.

“I’m busy.” Everyone said including Yin.

PLAN: TO MAKE THEM COME WITH ME

PLAN A: TO MAKE TAO AND XIUMIN COME WITH ME

 I walked to the kitchen and saw Tao and Xiumin PRETENDING cooking.

“Oh, I never thought you two love to cook.” I mocked and they two smiled nervously.

“What are you cooking?”

“Fried egg.”

“You two really need to help each other just for an egg?” the two nodded. I just watch them from behind but I laughed when they panicked.

“What are we going to do?” Tao whispered to Xiumin.

‘I don’t know, I never cooked before.” –Xiumin.

“Me Too.” –Tao.

“What to put first? Oil or egg?” –Tao

“I think Oil.” –Xiumin.

“What? I think egg. It won’t get cooked if you put oil first.”

“Babo. Oil should be first because... well let’s put egg first then oil.”

I almost choked when I heard them right. Do they really think that it will get cooked?

I just sighed as I walk to Kai and D.O. What the heck, they are playing wushu.

PLAN B: TO MAKE KAI AND D.O. COME WITH ME

“What are you two doing?” I asked.

“We are playing wushu and Something hyung so we won’t come with you to the CEO’s office." Kyungsoo firmly stated.

I just acted as if I was interested in watching them. I sat on the sofa. And I never thought Kyungsoo is a moron to really dance Girl's Day Something.

[Now playing: Girls Day Something]

And Kyungsoo danced like a girl. I think I heard Chanyeol say:

You! D.O. and Kai! Pretend that you are playing wushu or something.

Haha I never thought he was a moron to think like that. Seriously, he is worst in dancing the song.

"YAH!" Kai shouted and threw his wushu stick and he ended up injuring Kyungsoo's nose.

"WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT KAI!!!" Kyungsoo said, irritated.

"I didn't mean to hyung, I swear!" Kai said defensively.

"YAH! ITS FOR YOU HURTING ME!"D.O. said pointing a stick back at Kai's forehead and injuring it back.making Kai shout.

"Yah! I would never forgive you hyung! Come back here!" Kai stated running to Kyungsoo who is busy running outside the house towards the yard.

PLAN C: TO MAKE LAY AND SEHUN COME WITH ME

I walked towards the computer stand and saw Sehun seriously reading somelines of our song.  Beside him is Lay currently reading too.

"Wow Sehun, I never thought you were good in memorizing." I sarcasticly stated and Sehun smirked.

"So what are you memorizing about?"

"BOA'S ONLY ONE." Sehun said as he started to sing. I thought he was serious, the heck.

"Lay! What's up?" I asked Lay and he just smiled blankly.

"Reading our song of course."

"But Lay, it's not our song, its BOA's." I wondered.

"So its hangul after all! That is why I never understood any letter of it! Tsk." Seriously, he thought it was mandarin? A moron I say.

PLAN D: TO MAKE BAEKHYUN AND LUHAN COME WITH ME

"Baekhyun, what are you doing?"

"I'm reading a HORROR BOOK." He worriedly said, he is holding one of my favourite horror book, WRONG TURN.

"So which part are you reading? Oh, when the lead role's tongue was cut? Or when she was cut into half and blood came spurting to her car? Oh, the best one is when she ate the finger of her friend---" I stopped when I saw a him turning pale and I asked"Are you okay?"

"I need to go to the bathroom." He excused and I laughed.

"Huhuhuhu." I heard Luhan cry, wait why is he crying?

"Luhan, you okay?" I asked and he just pointed on the TV screen showinh Harry Potter on it and believe me, its not drama.

"I can't believe it, I don't understand a thing! And I s Harry Gay or something?" He cried.

"Then read the subs." I pointed on the subtitles below the movie preview and he stopped.

"What the heck, I can't read hangul." He cried again and I just faced palm myself.

PLAN E: TO MAKE CHANYEOL AND CHEN COME WITH ME

Never mind. Do they really think they are practicing with that? Its not even dancing. Not like me :)

PLAN E: TO MAKE YIN COME WITH ME

"Yin? What are you doing?" I asked.

"Hmm cleaning?" She answered and I looked back on the messy place.

"YOU sure?"

And she sigh and added "I know, I can't clean, sorry."

I just sigh and cough to take the attention of everyone.

"Guys, you all are so bad in acting."

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