Well I'm sorry I wasn't on yesterday for writing this.
Stuff happened.
Ate with grandpa.
He left to Carolina for two weeks at like 11am today on a plane.
My stomach still hurts when I eat.
This morning I felt like I was gonna barf AGAIN! -.-
I slept a little longer and felt a little better.
I have all A's and 1 B.
I a a teachers pet.
Yes that's right. Mrs.Hayes my fav teacher who is my reading teacher is awesome and I do a lot in her class so she calls on me often.
We went to the computer class for her class and I had to run all the way downstairs after my friend Robert so we both were the first ones there.
-.- I was knocked by a wave of Crazy Motherfuckers also known as 6th & 7th graders.
After I logged on the computer and finished my work I listened to music and wrote some stories in my Journals.
(Sandra write MY MILKSHAKE on it. -.- but guess what? I got it off. Only it's alittle but see able. .-.)
Anyway Mrs.Hayes reads my new story (has no title yet but I'll get to it)
The story has bad words. Cussinggggggg.
She doesn't mind.
I get to say Titties shit ass and mothafucka in the book.
BOOYA.
XD
The best part is that Chapter Two is called 'Chapter 2; Classes and Asses"
AH HAHAAHHAHA XD
everyone's faces was like "SHES GONNA SEE THAT!"
Me: Nope. She doesn't mind.
She loves the story so far.
The Prologue was great I guess.
Um my crush?
Well remember how I said that I wouldn't tell at the moment who it was?
And that time I found out his last name?
Well now I'm gonna tell you his last name.
It's one of my favorite book authors names!
Which makes me love him even more!
_____ Patterson
Yup.
That's his name.
Blank Patterson.
XD I read it on his journal as I said.
I'm creepy like that and it was just a coincidence that I had his journal.
I'm not saying a first name.
You can't know yet.
And I love him even more because James Patterson's last name is Patterson and I love him. XD
We were on IStation in Mrs.Hayes and after the 4stages we had to do we could do whatever.
So I listened to music on the computer and wrote.
Then after during target time we took the elevator back upstairs to her room and Jamel almost broke it! XD
In the elavator I yelled "MY ANACONDA DONT!" And they started singing it.
XD
As we sang it the elevator made a bump and we were like 0-0 and all silent.
Robert, Me, Jamel and another guy and girl were first so we waited up there for mrs Hayes and the rest of the class.
Jamel kept clicking the red button and the elevator started beeping! XD
Some of them almost ran down the hall but stayed. XD we were suppose to wait for the rest of the class upstairs anyway!
The four of them panicked and I just said "Beep beep beep......." And "wait why are you scared she's just gonna murder Jamel."
Jamel was like "SHHHH!"
XD
And then back in the class Jamel had Tia girls fluffy pen and did some cheerleading while wearing red suspenders and pulled them down and I said "XD Jamel that looks like your a striper taken those off!"
And you know what he did?
He did it again.
......
XD OMG Jamel.
Robert wrote his name on a window in class with his eraser and it was noticeable.
Then I started scratching it off but stopped and backed away because he spit on his hands and wiped it.
Wiping it doesn't work.
XD the window smelt after that.
Also I played Flag Football with Kira and hear guys today at BAGC and I fell down.
Almost everytime to grab the other teams flags when they tried to get the ball.
I fell on the ground almost everytime.
Becuz that's how I roll.
Don't hate.
They see me ROLLIN they HATIN~
Okay so that's it I guess.
Yeahhhhhhhhhhh.
Byez!
~M
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Diaries of a Seventh Grader
Non-FictionBook two from the Diaries of a Middle Schooler series.
