So yesterday was Halloween and it was fun.
I went with Sandra and Jordan back to their neighborhood at Sandra and my old elementary school.
We had fun and I looked better this year than last year because I painted my whole face like Eyeless Jack and then this year I had a mask.
Much better this year.
Some of these teens and adults were like. "Who are you?" "That's really creepy?" "Oh my god!"
XD Sandra's all like. "Okay that's not scary people!"
We all went to these houses and got lots of candy!
Jordan was Tank Girl, Sandra was her Hetalia OC Bermuda, and I was Eyeless Jack.
We went to a haunted house in the neighborhood and I was like "Alright since I'm the only guy- or girl dressed as a guy ill go first!"
And of course we went in and I saw a creepy girl holding a doll and went. "hi! How are you? Life is wonderful isn't it? Yeah I know." And we went forward and saw a black garbage bag tunnel path and I was like "OHHHHH UM SANDRA HOW ABOUT Y-" "NO!"
Then we all started pushing each other and finally Jordan and I went ahead and a guy was laying on the floor.
I was like "IT'S DEAD! Or....is it alive.?..?" And I softly stepped on his fingers. "HE'S DEAD!" And then I bent down and touched his hair and neck. "NO HE'S ALIVE! AND HE'S A REAL PERSON!"
We went forward and when Jordan and I turned we swear that guy looked like masky when he started following us. Like holy crap! XD
When we turned we were like "AHHHHHHHHHH! FUUUUUU!"
And we ran out and sorta left sandra
Right behind us.
Oops.
But she ran right behind us.
And then we saw a spider that jumped from someone's house (a fake one) and I went "HI!HARRY MY BUDDY!"
Jordan was gonna hit it with her bat and I yelled. "no don't hurt my baby!"
Sandra was all "WOAH! WOAH! How many babies do you have?!"
Another house had a jumping skull and I yelled "Hey skully my baby!"
We had fun.
And then we went to Jonathan's house.
I was like "Alright lets get some candy!" "ALRIGHT LETS ALL SHUT UP AND BE NORMAL!" And made a weird face. XD
But we went up to his house and saw Him.
He's changed over the year. His voice and everything.
We were like "SUPPPPPP."
XD SUPPPPPPPPP.
We got extra candy.
This is what happened;
Me: *wearing mask*
Jonathan : *Opens door* Hey Sandra!
Sandra: WUZZUP.
Jordan: Hey.
Me: *pulls mask up* Sup.
Jon: Hey you guys. *looks at Sandra* So Where's Maria?
Me: uh. *Takes mask off from top of head and points to self*
Jordan/Sandra: *Points at her*
Johnathan: Oh woah! Maria you've changed!
Me: yup. ^^
XD AHHHH IM UGLY I KNOW! XD
Oh yeah I forgot- my mom put black make up crayon on my eyes so when I close then I look eyeless.
Anyway we all talked for a few minutes then got extra candy.
Then we left and went to more houses.
I saw a cute little girl who was two giving out Candy with her dad.
That's when I broke.
My voice got high and squeaky in adorableness.
I was like "Awwweeee! Hi! Your so cute. Since your so nice and cute I won't take your kidneys."
Sandra said she never knew my voice could ever go higher than she's ever heard it.
But there are something's no one knows about me.
They are better left that way.
One boy who was like four actually knew who I was for Halloween.
FINALLYYYYY! XD
But anyway later on Sandra was far ahead with my dad while Jordan and I Stayed behind being Jeff And Slender.
XD
I'm the worst British Slender.
Me: Jeff why the hell are my videos on this contraption?!
Jordan: it's a computer. Uhhh,....
Me: JEFF! look at the views! 1k 8k 15k OH MY GOD IT'S NUMBER ONE MOST POPULAR! JEFF!
Jordan: Hehehe Uhhh about that slender.....
XD we all had a blast.
It was one of the best halloweens I've had so far.
I loved it!
^^
Can't wait for next year!
So anyways,
How was your Mashins Halloween?
What did you do?
What did you dress as?
Did you go with your friends?
Was it the best night of the year so far or of Halloween?
Let me know in the comments!
Peace out!
~M
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Diaries of a Seventh Grader
Non-FictionBook two from the Diaries of a Middle Schooler series.
