Dragonball Z- Sibella- The Last Saiyan Girl

Chapter 54- Tournament starts- idiots first

Everyone was now on their way to the location of the Cell Games.
Today was the day, 20minutes away from the event starting, it was nerve-wreaking for everyone in some way or another.

On their way there, they met with Yamcha and Tien in the skies.

"We'll come with you, but we want you to know we're not gonna fight" Tien honestly admitted.
"Sure, let's go" Goku smiled.

With that everyone pressed on towards the location.
On the way Trunks flew alongside Sibella, and kept looking at her.

"Is there something about my physical being that concerning you?" Sibella asked as she glanced back at him.
"Of course not, I just...don't want to miss a moment of you" he admitted.

Sibella smiled and punched his arm.

"Don't get sappy on me now Saiyan, this isn't quite the time for your charming nature" she winked.

Trunks smiled at her and knew she was right, looking ahead he prepared for the task at hand; and just in time too as they emerged from the skies and landed at the location on the side of the ring.
Upon the arrival they could see Vegeta was already there, along with a human with a black afro and 2 TV reporters. Finally, there was also #16, Bulma had repaired him well, with a completed CC logo on his chest.

"What the hell are humans doing here?" Sibella asked, concerned.
"These guys are gonna get themselves killed if they're not careful" Gohan remarked.
"Looks like they're here to show the world the fight" Krillin observed.

They all stood ready and stared at Cell as he returned the same confident and arrogant smile at them all.

"Welcome, welcome everyone" Cell announced.

#16 walked over from the other side of the ring to stand with the other Z fighters.

"Hey you're back!" Krillin yelled.
"Yes, and thank you, because of your help, I am at last fully functional again" #16 expressed.
"You're welcome" Krillin smiled.
"Ok then, let's get this thing going" Goku smiled and began stretching.
"Goku you don't have to go first" Trunks stated.
"Fun hugger" Sibella joked.
"Well Vegeta?" Goku asked.
"Be my guest, we all know I'm the one who's going to finish off Cell" Vegeta boasted.

Sibella rolled her eyes and shook her head.

"Hey don't you know I'm the champ around here!" the man with the afro screamed out.

Just then the TV anchor made his way over to the fighters with a microphone in hand.

"Excuse me sir, I was wondering if you or your friends going to take part in the tournament?" he nervously asked.
"Of course, I'll be going first" Goku politely responded.
"I've had enough of you clowns and your stupid jokes, now get out of here before I get angry!" the stranger yelled.

Krillin narrowed his eyes and sighed.

"No need to pop a vein, you grease ball" he responded to the stranger.

Who simply burst into laughter.

"I'm sorry I forgot, you ignorant hicks have spent your whole lives playing banjo in the woods, that you don't realise, that I Hercule Satan am the World Martial Arts Champion of the world!" he proudly screamed at them.

Everyone was speechless, this numpty was a champ...he was human, brittle and clearly clueless.

"And the other challenged have been left totally speechless but the one and only marital arts champion of the world!" the reporter yelled.

"Speechless is one way of putting it" Sibella scoffed.

Trunks lightly smiled and chuckled at her response.
The bold human jumped down from the ring and stood before the Z fighters, he then got down on one see and pulled out a bolder from the earth and shattered it in his hands.

Again everyone was speechless in lack of amusement.

"I say we let the Neanderthal nerd go first" Krillin suggested.
"You think so?" Goku asked.

Sibella jumped forward and rested a hand on Goku and Krillin's shoulders.

"Oh I think it's a great idea, we should consider this to be a warm up for the tournament" Sibella agreed.
"Well, well, who are you my dear, one of my adoring fans?" Satan asked.
"I have no idea who you are" she responded and looked upon him with distain.
"So, who is going to go first?" Cell asked.
"You're looking at him" Satan said, and stepped back towards the ring, removing his cape and standing ready.
"Listen Mr Satan, if you fight Cell, you're going to get killed!" Goku warned him.

However he was not fazed by such a comment at all.

"Who do you think you are saying that to the champ?!" the reporter exclaimed.
"Why did the media have to be here?" Sibella sighed in frustration.
"If the doofus wants to fight Cell let him" Krillin insisted.

Goku simply raised his hand, showing they will all stand back and let Satan try his hand at death.

"Hold on everybody- it's time to get happy!" screamed a female voice.

Looking up everyone looked up at a pink copter, the door opened and out jumped a huge human man, a red head female and a blonde feminine boy with a rose.
All of whom claimed to have been students of Mr Satan, students of his dojo.

The two students stepped forward and offered to take on Cell instead of Mr Satan.

"Must be national goofball day" Krillin said.
"That's one way of putting it, good thing the Dragon can revive a lot of people at once" Sibella added.
"And now let the tournament begin, Koroni in the white spandex"

The weirdo scattered many red petals on the ring.

"He's giving me a headache" Krillin groaned.
"I don't think even a senzu bean could cure that type of headache" Sibella responded.

The weirdo jumped up very high and upon doing so glanced at Sibella and winked.
Cell simply looked up and let out a tiny burst of energy that sent him flying into the sky till he was out of sight, then in seconds he cam crashing down into a huge crater in the ground outside of the ring.

"Poor sod, should be grateful he isn't dead" Sibella sighed.

Next up was the other human Peroshki, apparently known for his brute strength.
The Z fighters simply watched on at the pitiful sight, however despite the humans attempts, Cell maintain eye contact with Cell.

The human tried his hand at attacking Cell, but just as he was inches away, he found himself unable to approach any further.
The pressure of trying to attack against what appeared to be a barrier failed and he went flying back off the ring.
Satan however was convinced everything was a trick, everything that happened was not due to Cell's abilities.
Annoyed, Mr Satan stepped up once more and stood in the ring.

"Finally, 1 idiot left, and we can get on with this" Sibella mumbled.

Sadly, before starting, Satan popped out a capsule and from it emerged a bag, and from that Satan pulled out and stacked up 15 ceramic tiles.
Entering a disturbing moment of concentration, he raised his right hand and sliced through them all except for 1.

"Not bad for a human" Yamcha noted.
"What a loser, I could do that with a single breath" Sibella groaned and sat on the ground with her legs crossed and rested her head on her left hand.

The human clearly looked like he was in this for a form of entertainment.

"It's pay back time for it folks, Cell has made his ring and no he has to sleep in it!" the reporter yelled.

Satan stood ready and began advancing towards Cell.

"Oh this should be good" Krillin chuckled.

Satan attempted to knock Cell down with a kick followed up by punched and kicks all around Cell.
The reporter was astounded, but everyone else was in surprise, with an attempt at a final attack Cell flicked his arm and sent Satan flying behind him into a rock formation with a loud clank outside the ring.

"To be honest, I was routing for Cell to win the last scarp" Krillin chuckled.
"Krillin people are dying and or going to die, let's take this seriously...no matter how right you are" Sibella agreed.
"Look his survived- guess Cell didn't want to waste any energy on that weakling" Piccolo observed.
"So, let's get the tournament on the way?" Cell asked.

Goku then stepped forward and onto the ring.

"Let's do it!" he said with a smile.