Spideypool/Superfamily Oneshots

Avengers Practice

Summary:
The Avengers are practicing sparring each other when Deadpool shows up. Tony tells him to take down the Avengers because of something stupid and he does most of them until he has to fight his little spidey who he cannot hurt and instead restrains as he claims victory against Tony.

Ships: Spideypool, Stony, some BrucexNatasha and VisionxScarlett

(Regular/Soft)

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Tony was shooting non-lethal shock missiles as Clint shot him bullseye (or should I say Hawkeye) in the chest, the arrow exploding as Bruce turns into hulk and jumps up, tackling him.

"Ow guys." Tony said and turned on his taser arm, tasing hulk and flying off to have Flacon fly in and tackle him

Natasha was swinging at Peter as he tried to dodge them, she then suddenly tried to swing her leg to knock him down which he jumped to and she quickly punched him in the face.

"I already know your spidey sense gets you away with much. But sometimes it's really useful to distract you when two things are coming your way." Natasha said as she dodged Peters punch to which he shot his webs on her legs, making her fall and pinned her

"I used your own strategy. I learn from the best!" He smiled to which even Nat cracked a smile but then Clint ran in and tackled Peter

Scarlett was just watching with Vision as they knew if they went in with actual powers they would probably hurt the rest bad, but they didn't mind as they talked and practiced throwing objects and melting things in half.

Steve dodged Bucky's metal punch and kicked him, smacking him with the shield.

"Ow. More of that and I'm gonna need a metal head." Bucky said as he kicked Steve's leg and flipped him over

"Your gonna need a lot more metal scrapes for this." Steve smiled as he twisted Bucky's regular arm and tossed him to the wall.

After 10 more minutes the Avengers were tired out. They took a small break as they sat on the floor.

"Nice work babe." Steve said as he walked up to Tony and sat next to him, giving him a water bottle to which he accepted and kissed Steve's cheek

Bruce went up to Natasha and sat next to her, in return getting a smile and her leaning her head on his shoulders.

Scarlett and Vision were hugging as they sat together.

"Hey. Anymore PDA and I'm gonna vomit." Clint remarked with a smile

"That's unfortunate because I'm here!" Wade suddenly said as he came through one of the large windows in the training room and ran up to Peter, putting his arms around his waist, pecking him on the lips.

"Deadpool. What are you doing here?" Tony said

"Because I want to see my boyfriend. Your son. Peter Parker. Youngest Avenger. Persons who's virginity I too-"

Peter smacked his chest, cutting him off and signaling him to stop as his face dusted a shade of pink.

"Excuse me. Did you say virginity?" Tony said, getting up.

"Tony. Calm down hon." Steve said as he also got up, putting his arms around his husbands shoulders to make sure he doesn't just blast someone

"I in fact did Stark. His virginity was taken by yours truly." Wade said as he started to walk up to Tony

"Wade do you want to be blasted into a different dimension?" Peter said as he got up and went in front of Wade, lightly pushing him a bit back

"Really? Your just gonna come in and say that shit like it doesn't matter. Okay. Let's go. Fight me and some of the Avengers and prove your good enough for my son." Tony said with a smirk

"Language. And absolutely not. I am not having my husband try and blast my sons un-killable boyfriend just because of this stupid thing." Steve said firmly as Peter nodded his head in agreement "Yea what pops said!"

"Fine. I won't fight him. But the rest of them can." Tony said

"I agree to this. I'll take down anyone. I won't kill but I will hurt or restrain." Deadpool smiled as he took out a katana

"Wade." Peter said

"Baby boy. I have to do this to prove myself. Maybe if I can he won't be as strict with you on me." Wade said "Plus. I won't get hurt. Can't die remember?"

"Fine. But don't hurt anyone more then you need to and definitely no killing." Peter said as Wade smiled and pecked his lips

Steve sighed "Okay. But this will be a simple sparring and it has to be somewhat fair. Meaning no Scarlett witch or Vision. I say Natasha, Clint, and Bucky. Then Peter." Steve said, whispering the last part to Tony who smiled and nodded, kissing his husband "This is why I love you."

Steve smiled "Alright! Everyone off the center besides Wade and Natasha!"

Peter started walking to the side when Wade grabbed his wrist gently.

"No good luck kiss?" He said

"I don't know who I want to win. It's between my boyfriend and my aunt. I am not choosing sides." Peter said and then walked off to the side

The matches went by quickly. Natasha was good at punching and dodging but stumbled a bit and Wade slightly cut her waist and kicked her down making her lose the battle.

Clint was up next and shot at him but he just kept on regenerating. The explosive arrows just stunned him for 2 or 3 seconds and ended up having to fight him but losing when Wade kicked his side and threw his bow/fighting stick and punched him, making him fall to the ground and lose the battle.

Tony was getting nervous. Bucky was next and maybe he could take him down. But if not he had to send in Peter. But he knew Wade could never hurt him. So he relaxed knowing he was going to win either way.

Bucky was throwing solid punches that did make Wade stumble a bit but ultimately missed a punch to which Wade took advantage of and flipped him over, throwing him to the floor and making him lose the battle.

"Alright. Last battle." Steve said

Wade smirked "That's all you got Stark?"

"Oh trust me. I got more then that." Tony said

"Peter. Step up to the center." Steve said

"What?" Peter said

"Oh come on. That's unfair! I can't hurt my baby boy!" Wade complained as Peter stepped up to the center

"Well your going to have to. But I know you can't." Tony said

"Who said I couldn't just restrain him." Wade said and suddenly launched at his boyfriend

Peter launched his webs to the ceiling and dodged him.

Wade stumbled but got back up and took his katanas, throwing one that was close to Peters waist.

"Hey!" Peter said

"You better get down Baby boy." Wade said as he got ready to throw another katana but Peter jumped down

As he tried to land on the floor Wade jumped at him and tackled him as Peter lightly punched him and put a web on his face, kicking him off.

A couple more dodges and tackles later, Wade had Peter pinned down as he took off his web shooters and used one of them to tie is wrists together and smiled as he booped his smaller boyfriends nose.

"I win!" Wade said to a shocked Tony a amused Steve.

"Well you won fair in square." Steve said

"Great. Now I have permission to take Peter now as a prize. See you all!" Deadpool said as he picked up Peter and jumped out the window, running off to his apartment.

"Wade why couldn't you just punch me?" Peter asked

"Because I can't ever hurt my little spidey. Ever." He said as Peter smiled and let himself be carried off