Spideypool/Superfamily Oneshots

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Summary:
Peter stops Wade from tearing the Avengers apart when there's a simple disagreement. Aka Wade is pissed and Peter helps.

Ships: Spideypool, Stony

(Regular/Soft)

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"Are you fucking kidding me?" Wade said

"Yeah. I said it. Pineapple belongs on pizza." Clint said, crossing his arms

"Do you have any normal mind set at all?" Wade said

"That's gold coming from a mercenary." Clint said

"Pineapple does not belong on pizza. FRUIT DOES NOT BELONG ON PIZZA!" Wade yelled

"What is this pool of the Dead speaking of? What is Pineapple?" Thor asked

"We will get you some soon." Natasha said, watching the fight.

"Actually. Tomato is technically a fruit and so if pizza is dough, tomato sauce and cheese. Then you are still eating fruit. Just in sauce form." Tony said

"Get your brainiac shit away from me. I don't want to argue with my boyfriends dad." Wade said

"What about me?" Steve said

"I never argue with you anyway your okay." Wade said to which Steve nodded

Peter then walked out of his and Wade's shared room with a big shirt belonging to Wade and sweatpants. Everyone looked at him and Wade stared lovingly.

"I heard something about arguing. What's going on?" Peter said

"Your boyfriend with a horrible taste thinks pineapple doesn't belong on pizza." Clint said

"IT DOES NOT!" Wade said, snapping out of his phase

"Calm down." Natasha said

"How the FUCK am I supposed to calm down when there's such a problem here."
Wade said

"We all have different taste buds." Steve said

"Yes. But the ones who like pineapple on pizza have NO TASTE!" Wade said

"Fine. Peter, pineapple on pizza or no?" Clint said

Peter laughed and turned around to escape the conversation.

"HEY HEY NO! Baby boy! show these people right here that we have superior taste buds." Wade said

"Sorry Wade but I like pineapple on pizza." Peter smiled, turning back around to face his boyfriend.

"Baby boy!" Wade wined and Clint laughed

"So Peter has no taste then according to you. Judging why he chose you." Tony smirked and Steve nudged him a little to be careful with his words

Wade suddenly gave a look to him.

He looked pissed.

The rest of the Avengers seemed a bit taken aback. Usually pool would crack jokes and be a flirt with Peter. Not mad.

Even Peter looked shocked.

The room was filled with tension when Steve decided to speak up.

"Wade-"

"No." Wade said

"Listen to the guy." Clint said

"You guys are really making his hard. I really want to slit all of your throats. Besides my Petey-pie for obvious reasons and one of his fathers along with Nat plus Bruce because they did nothing."

"What about me?" Thor said

"Even if I wanted to hurt you I doubt I would get close and you also did nothing." Wade said

"You really expect to try and kill me or these other guys without getting knocked down? Try me." Tony said and did a hand movement on his watch, his hand being covered in his suit as he pointed his pulser at him

Steve immediately grabbed his husbands hand and Wade suddenly teleported and came back with a katana.

Peter immediately got up and rushed over to Wade, gently holding his arms.

"Let go baby boy." Wade growled

"Wade don't do this. Listen to yourself." Peter tried

"I'm about three seconds from slicing his head away from his body." Wade said

Peter grabbed his boyfriends face and made him lean down to look at him.

"Your about to fight my dad and if either of you start something it isn't going to end well. Yes for both of you, but where does that leave me. My dad hates my boyfriends guts and vise versa. I cannot choose between my family and the love of my life. Please don't make me do that." Peter whispered gently as he cupped Wade's cheeks.

Wade looked at him. The anger in his eyes fading as he stared at the petite boy he loved. He calmed down. Peter was the only one who could ever calm him down in such situations. One of the many reasons he fell in love with him.

Wade slowly dropped the katana and wrapped his arms around Peter.

Steve had his arms around Tony as he put the iron hand away, staring at his son and Wade. He was mad at first but saw how they were so soft with one another and just hugged.

After a while everyone apologized and forgave each other, even Tony and Wade which delighted both Steve and Peter.

A soulmates story piece together.