Spideypool/Superfamily Oneshots

Family DNA

Story inspiration (Permission was given): @Pxterstark (Instagram) She/He makes really good AU's and you should see them!

Summary: One day, Peter gets an assignment at school to do a paternity test. He asks Tony for his DNA since he's the closest to a father he has. He's shocked to see that Tony actually is his father. He attempts to sort out his emotions alone.

(A LOT of time skips, 1686 words y'all)

Ships: None

{Soft, Regular, Family}

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"Alright class your next assignment consists of using two cotton swabs and a lab to test your paternity with your parent or parents. I understand some of you do not have biological parents but choose anyone who you think of as a father figure for this. You are welcome to use the school lab." The teacher said right before the bell rung "Dismissed!"

Everyone got up and packed their things before walking out.

"Are you going to use Tony Stark?" Ned asked Peter

"Yeah I guess. He's the only one I see of as a father figure now." Peter said

"Poor penis Parker. No parents." Flash insensitively said across the room and walked out snickering

"Don't worry. He's just insensitive." Ned said as Peter sighed

"I know." Peter said

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"How was school kid?" Tony asked as they both got into the car so Peter could be safely driven home

"It was good...hey Mr. Stark, can I ask you something?" Peter said

"Shoot." Tony said

"I have to do a paternity test for a project in school and was wondering if you could swab the inside of your cheek so I can use your DNA. You're the only one I think of a father figure, but it's okay if you say no." Peter said

"Whatever you need kid. I'd gladly do it." Tony smiled at him through the rear view mirror.

As they drove home, Tony quickly did the cotton swab thing on a red light and handed it to Peter who placed it in a bag.

Peter walked into the lab through the Avengers compound to finish the project quickly.

He swabbed his cheek and took out Mr. Starks swab, doing the things he had to do and waited for the computer screen to show him.

Tony had gone on a meeting across the town so he had the lab all to himself.

He looked around before the screen finally popped up.

Peter sat down and his eyes widened at the results.

'Chance of Paternity between Anthony Stark (Alleged Father) and Peter Parker (Child): 99.999999374'

Peter looked at the screen and read it all five times over to make sure.

"Friday is this a mistake..? Did I accidentally use the same DNA..?" Peter suddenly asked

"No Peter. You used the DNA of you and Tony. I can run it again, however, it'll have the same answer." Friday spoke

Peter panicked. Was his life all a lie? Richard Parker wasn't his father..?

He ran out of the lab, trying to keep his emotions intact.

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"Peter it's been a week! You can't hide from Tony forever." Ned said