Spideypool/Superfamily Oneshots

Short

Summary:
Peter is shorter then Wade. Aka frustrated Peter and playful Wade.

Ships: Spideypool

{VERY Soft, Regular, Slightly short (Yes, pun intended)}

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"Hey babe." Wade said as he walked in but stopped upon seeing Peter

Peter smiled at him and hugged him.

"Jeez you got taller." Peter said "My face can barely go above your shoulder to hug you."

"Peter you probably got shorter. Your face is on my chest every time we hug. For example, now."

Peter looked and he was indeed in Wade's chest.

"That's because I'm not standing up straight." Peter said "And people can't get shorter."

"I think you have because I was the same height as the people I usually see everyday." Wade said

"You all could've grown together!" Peter said "I'm not that short."

"Maybe we could've, but that's an awful coincidence. And yes baby boy, you are short."

"I'm literally five foot eight (5'8") Wade." Peter countered

"Babe, I'm six foot two (6'2")." Wade said

"I know you are taller then me obviously but I'm not short!" Peter said

"We'll see about that." Wade said

~

"Hey Peter, could you get me some pancake mix." Wade said while smirking and cooking with Peter

Peter nodded and reached up to the top cabinet, he opened it but the pancake mix was in the back of the cabinet.

"Really Wade. This is how you want to prove your point?" Peter sighed, realizing

"Yeah." Wade simply said

Peter tried a couple fruitless attempts into getting the pancake mix. Huffing afterward in frustration.

Wade smiled, quickly walking behind Peter, wrapping his arms around his waist and lifting him up to grab it.

Peter retrieved the pancake mix and Wade put him down, giving him a quick kiss on the lips.

"You were taller then me for once." Wade smirked and Peter hit him on the arm lightly.

~

"Ugh I'm cold." Peter huffed in bed, both him and Wade laying on it

"If I give you my sweater it'll look like a dress on you." Wade said

"No it won't." Peter said

"Whatever you say love." Wade said and took off his sweater, helping Peter put it on.

Peter's jaw dropped a little when he saw the sweater that almost reached to his knees.

Wade laughed.

"What did I tell you." Wade said and hugged a frustrated Peter.

~

Peter and Wade were laying in bed and cuddling.

Wade wrapped his arms around Peter and kissed his neck.

"I want to cuddle you." Peter smiled

"Peter you'll look like a backpack on me." Wade smirked and Peter rolled his eyes while smiling

"How about we do something else." Wade smirked

"Put on the blanket and cuddling?" Peter said

"Wow, shutdown." Wade said, smiling

Peter smirked and grabbed the big comforter, throwing it over both of them.

Peter had a lot of room in the blanket but when he looked down he saw Wade's feet peaking through.

"Wade how tall can you be!" Peter huffed

"It's okay babe I can wear socks if I want." Wade smiled and cuddled Peter, peppering his face with kisses to calm him down.

"Alright alright." Peter smiled "I'm still not that short."

"Mhm." Wade said in response, wrapping his arms around Peters body.

~

Peter looked up and attempted to turn on the ceiling fan they never used. Wade stood watching in amusement since he dared Peter to do it.

"No Spiderman jumping, no using other objects or anything of that nature. Just pure skill." Wade said

Peter gave him a determined look and quickly and jumped up regularly, barely missing the two hanging switches.

Peter made another attempt and also barely missed.

A couple more attempts had Peter getting frustrated so a very amused Wade stopped Peter before it got too bad.

"I'm sorry babe, that was amazing." Wade laughed and hugged Peter

"It's not my fault your a giant!" Peter said, trying to escape the hug but Wade wouldn't let him.

"Honey, your just short. It's okay though. You are the perfect size to spoon and cuddle." Wade reasoned and Peter calmed down

"Yeah yeah.." Peter blushed in Wade's chest

"You are the perfect height for forehead kisses." Wade said, kissing Pete's forehead

Peter blushed more and kept his face in Wade's chest.

"And you are still a hero. Regardless of your height you are an Avenger who can obviously kick ass. Plus, you have your own perks like jump boost, flexibility and agility." Wade said, leaning down and kissing Peter on the lips

Peter smiled up at Wade and hugged him tight.

"What would I do without you." Peter smiled

"What would we both do without each other." Wade corrected

"How cheesy." Peter playfully grimaced

"Speaking of which let's go have some mac and cheese I prepared earlier." Wade smiled

Peter smiled and nodded.

A pair of two forever together.