Spideypool/Superfamily Oneshots

Pudding.

Summary:
Someone stole Fury's pudding. And he's going to find out who.

Ships: Stony

{Soft, Regular}

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The Avengers were casually sitting in the meeting room after discussing the latest threat. Fury had ordered them to stay in the room and they had no idea why. They just decided to go on with it before Fury gets scary.

As they were speaking the door burst open and Fury walked in, guards right behind him.

"This is a huge problem Avengers." Fury said

"What is it?" Steve said

"Someone here. Ate. My goddamn. Pudding." Fury said, venom laced in his tone

Everyone glanced at each other.

"I know it wasn't any one of my guards. They all have chips and cameras on them that prove none of them were at the cafe where my sweet chocolate pudding was resting in the freezer." Fury said

No one made a sound.

"You know. I'm a busy guy. I don't have time for any of your bullshit. I was having a long day and was thinking about how good the cold pudding would be. But no. Once I finished some important errands. It was missing. And I want to know who took it." Fury said "So none of you can leave this room until interrogation."

Everyone stared. Fury had a way to even make the Avengers fear what he'd do.

"Here's a hint. The pudding was recently missing. About ten minutes ago. I'll give you all those exact ten minutes to try and find the culprit within yourselves. If not. I'll start the interrogations in front of everyone." Fury said as he walked out of the doors. The guards trailing behind him but then standing firmly on the outside of the doors.

"Alright. Who ate the pudding?" Tony said

"If wasn't me. I was in here for at least twenty minutes since you all are divas and want to be fashionably late. Especially Thor." Natasha said

"My hair happened to be uncombed!" Thor said

"Alright we have ten minutes to figure out before we all get the wrath that is Nick Fury. Whoever did it needs to come out right now." Steve said

No one said a word.

"I say Peter takes the blame since he's the youngest and Fury will go easy on him." Sam said

"It seems like you want Tony and Steve to go after you." Bucky said

"He yelled at me when I didn't do my first mission correctly!" Peter pouted and Steve gave him a parent look to calm down

"Don't bring Peter into this. Unless you ate the pudding." Tony said

"I wouldn't, you know a small cup of pudding wouldn't fill up my metabolism. I would need at least six of those as a snack." Peter said

"Can we trade metabolisms Parker." Thor said "I would be able to eat so many things!"

"It's a curse uncle Thor! Not a blessing." Peter countered

"Okay so we know me and Peter haven't done it. What's the rest of your alibis." Natasha said

"I would just admit it. I don't really hide behind much. Unless it's Steve who's mad at me and I use Peter as a human shield because Steve can't hurt him." Tony said

"I wouldn't hurt you either. But I'd calmly speak to you." Steve said

"You can keep your calm and leader persona here but we all know when Steve gets irritated. It gets bad." Tony said, Peter nodding frantically in agreement

"I have never yelled at you Peter." Steve said

"No, but you do very sternly and irritatedly tell me to go to my room when I do something bad like miss curfew." Peter said

"In all fairness I was mad too. When you miss curfew, you come back hours later." Tony said

"Okay guys we have no time to be talking about this right now. Who else has an alibi?" Natasha said

"I was in the Shield lab before coming here. Seeing how everything was going." Bruce said

"Okay so we got me, Peter, Tony and Bruce." Natasha said

"Me and Bucky were in the training room." Sam said and Bucky nodded

"I was walking over here after speaking to some Shield agents." Steve said

"Me too." Rhodey said

"I don't really see the point in getting a chocolate pudding from Fury when I can make portals and get them right now." Stephen stated like it was a fact

"If I really wanted pudding I would just use my magic." Wanda said

"So we got everyone besides." Natasha said and everyone turned to look at him "Clint."

"Okay. I didn't eat the pudding. I just wanted to prank Fury and hid it somewhere." Clint said

"Where?" Everyone said simultaneously

"On his desk." Clint said

Everyone either mentally facepalmed (Peter, Steve, Natasha, Bruce, Bucky, Stephen, Wanda) or physically did (Tony, Sam, Rhodey)

"It's not my fault! He gave me this mission and I half-assessed it because I wanted to go have game night with my family." Clint said

"You know you couldn't given the mission to one of us." Natasha said

"Yeah but I knew you all had better things to do on Saturday night." Clint said

"That might've been the most sentimental I've heard you Clint." Wanda said

"Since your heart was basically in the right place." Stephen said as he waved his fingers to open a portal "We'll help."

Wanda used her magic and took the chocolate pudding out of the portal before Stephen opened another portal so she can put the pudding right back in the freezer.

They all talked for a couple moments before Fury came in, his guard holding the chocolate pudding.

"I don't know how you pulled it off. I don't care who did it. I'm just glad it's back." Fury said "Avengers, you are dismissed."

Everyone was leaving out but stopped in their steps when they heard Fury let out an irritated sigh.

"It's not cold." Fury said

They all looked at each other and immediately ran out.

Tony's and Rhodey's armor came and they flew away, Steve immediately and speedily ran away with Natasha, Clint and Bucky, very skillfully dodging desks and items as Shield agents watched in shock. Peter's spider-suit immediately went on him and he swung out an open window. Sam following after as his suit came on and he flew away. Stephen pulled up a portal and left. Wanda used her magic and flew away.

Fury slightly smiled inside.

The pudding was never cold.

But he'd pay to see that again.