Reapers (Black Butler x Seme!Male!reader) [discontinued]

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You little perverts. I see how much views are on the lemon chapter. Don't think I missed it
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I walked out of Will's office and created a portal to London, instantly getting hit with smoke.

"Jesus fucking Christ who is smoking on the other side of this!" I coughed, stepping into the portal only to find that everything is on fire, not a nicotine addict. "Uh I coulda swore I couldn't make portals to hell."

"(F/n)~!" a familiar voice called out from behind me, instantly followed by someone jumping on my back. I looked to see that it was indeed the redhead, Grell. "(F/n) I found so many people I had to kill earlier, it was so crazy!"

I deadpanned and shrugged him off of me, "Grell, that may be because the whole goddamn place is on fire. Who in the fuck coulda- wait," I muttered, suddenly remembering that I had let the angel go to the mansion. The mansion which has a fire breathing hellhound. A fire breathing hell hound who he can control. "I may have been a part of genocide. That's going off the bucket list I guess." I looked towards the nearest, non-collapsing building and jumped to the top, ignoring Grell's calls for me.

Geez this was a mess. I dragged a hand down my face, try to look for Pluto, my one and only. When I saw some fire spewing into the air, I jumped some buildings to see what's going on. I saw Baldroy with a gun, Mey-Rin standing next to Ciel and Finnian standing to the other side of him. And of course, there was Pluto who was blowing fire into the air and onto buildings from a tower. And then there was Ash and Sebastian on the building beside where everything was happening. I'm gonna kill that damn angel. This is why I don't mess with 'pure' things. It's always a lie.

"Baldo, Mey-Rin, Finny.. kill that demon hound with your own hands!" the kid yelled, earning a yessir from the other three.

As soon as Ciel left, I smashed all of their weapons to the ground. "YES SIR MY ASS! What the fuck?! I'm taking care of Pluto, you demons!" I shouted, shooing them away with my sword. I jumped up the tower and kicked Pluto to the ground, pinning his head down with my foot since he was desperately trying to kill me. There is no way that shit is happening. I pulled out my sword and cut into the glowing collar on his neck. After effectively shredding it to hell, I watched as he slowly shifted into his human form, completely unconscious.

"(F/N)!! THANK YOU SO MUCH!" Mey-Rin sobbed, running towards me with open arms. I threw my coat over the hell hound and caught her in a hug.

I sighed, "Damn, I guess I shouldn't have left for so long.."

"You're damn right! Jesus, where have you been?" Baldroy asked, running a shaking hand through his hair. They were really about to kill Pluto. I guess they couldn't not kill him with Ciel ordering it, but what woulda happened if he wasn't here.

Wait a second- "Baldroy, did you just say Jesus? In my presence?" I questioned with a brow raised. He deadpanned at me, clearly not appreciating my comic relief. That's the only reason why I exist here besides to save favorite characters and fuck the hot guys, so what does he expect at this point? "Anyway, where did Ciel say he was going?"

Finny looked down the path that Ciel ran down and frowned, "I think he's heading into the castle, to see the queen.."

I hummed and set Mey-Rin down, tapping my chin in thought. I don't really know where the angel is right now which is really pissing me off, and I guess I could put out fires. Would a portal into the ocean work? Thinking hard isn't supposed to be my forte. I looked at Baldroy. Maybe he'd know what to do. He seems like a.. an adult. Not really responsible. But an adult nonetheless.

"Baldroy, do you think I should go fuck up the angel, put out fires and save people, or get Pluto some help?" I asked.

"Uh.. I don't know.. help put out fires?" he answered with an unsure tone. I groaned and then caught sight of silver hair rounding a corner. A grin made it's way to my face and I picked up Pluto bridal style while running over to the familiar face that's covered in silver long hair. Baldroy was yelling for me to stay and help but I can't say I care that much about human lives. Unless it's theirs of course.

After making it over to the alleyway he was sitting in, a bunch of mist started coming out of all the dead bodies I was passing. When I finally got to him, he was sitting on some rubble, talking to.. Grell. Whatever, it's a small price to pay. "What's going on over here?" I directed my question at Undertaker. He grinned widely at me with his usual smile and motioned to the fog.

"Well, the angel seems to be taking the hearts from the bodies Grell has put so much effort into killing," he hummed, patting the space next to him so I could sit down, which I did. He looked at the hell hound in my arms and made a noise I wasn't familiar with when it came to him. A grunt of contempt. I chuckled and looked to Grell, who was trying to pull the dead man's life out of their body's for collection, but the films turned out blank.

The red head groaned and spun around to look at me, "Two beautiful men! This view would be much better if everything just went smoothly.." He sighed exaggeratedly and then perked up, "Ah! (F/n) you can make all of this better right? Since you're so high on the reaper hierarchy~!"

I scrunched my nose, not really feeling like doing anything. Well, until I saw the very man I just finished messing with last chapter.

"What are you doing sitting around? You do understand that the angel is the cause of all of these souls we won't get to collect?" he grunted at me, like he didn't orgasm with the help of yours truly an hour or so ago. His eyes glared down at my sitting form, and then at the naked man in my coat being held in my arms. Ohhh fuck. I am not allowing myself alone with Will any time soon, he's definitely gonna be pissed about this later.

I quickly stood up and placed Pluto down on the nearest flat surface, and grabbed my sword. "Ahh right, I guess I'll do a bit of my job while I'm here. It's not like I don't wanna meddle with that angel's plans anyway."

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I just continue to do this to you guys huh? I forgot the manwhore of a character I was creating over here but too many people want me to remember so where I am, bringing out my inner horn- alright, anyway, have a nice one, here's an update for ya