Fixing a Broken Country

even Alfie

Alfred's Pov

Is it possible to feel high when you wake up? My lungs also burning like some person is sitting in my lungs smoking up a storm. I coughed and wheezed.

"First time smoking jones? I doubt it after all these years..."

"France? Dude, have you ever heard of vaping? Sheesh..."

"You stupid American...You don't get the same relaxing feeling with those electric pens and you know that."

"Dude chill it was only a suggestion..." My eyes stung and watered from all the smoke getting passed my glasses.

"Awww stupid American can't handle a little smoke? What a pity you are."

"Look man I have no idea on what made you so emo but I don't have time for it." He growled and reached into his pocket, I grew suspicious and was ready for whatever he had planned. "What'cha got there, emo prick? A gun?"

"Is a gun, yes. Shut up and leave my house."

"But I don't know where to go. And I came here all alone...I think."

"Not my problem, go find England. He's dying to see you I'm sure."

"Thanks, dude!" I jumped through his window and ran for my life. I then headed over to look for England first I stole me a plane and flew to his place. I hide my hijacked plane and ran to knock repeatedly on his door, not stopping till he opened up. I stopped once the locks start to turn. Instead of England, I saw a me look alike. I just wanted to curl up into a ball and cry in a bunker. I'd rather live with Russia for a week than deal with Allen. He saw me and gave off the most unpleasant vibe.

"Should I be running for my ass or..."

"No, but you can bend over for me so I can take that ass."

"Riiiight..." I chose to run for it.

"Oh no you don't porkchop that ass is mine!" I ran faster since I'm sure he's chasing. I screamed like pewdiepie the whole chase till he caught me.

"ALLEN NO LET ME GO I DON'T YOU NEAR ME! Having you in my head as a voice is one thing BUT THIS IS A WHOLE DIFFERENT LEVEL I DIDN'T PREPARE FOR!"

"Relax! if you're gonna be a huge bitch, I won't handcuff you to the bed or go as deep this time."

"LET ME UP LET ME UP!!!" I freaked out.

"Ok you wanna ride my lap? Well sure just let me be on top for ten-"

"ALLEN WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" I heard an English accent and knew then and there God existed.

"I was playing with my best friend."

"ALLEN FELICIA JONES YOU WERE NOT! Now apologize to the poor poppet and bring him inside!!"

"I'm sorry porkchop..." I felt so safe now that a responsible adult is here. He helped me up puts his arm around my neck making my secure feeling go away. "Wait till everyone is asleep and I'll make sure to have my fun with you~" That's it I'm buying a nuke.

"How creepy of you...." I slip out his arm and ran inside, and made sure to always to stay near England.

"Alfred?" I heard Pakistan's voice and turn to where it came from.

"Pakistan?!"

"Alfred!" Pakistan ran over to me and hugged me tightly. I hugged her back.

"Glad you're ok!"

"I'm glad your in one piece! This is great! That means Mexico is here too?"

"Yes but I'm not sure where she is."