Chapter 8: A Double Decker

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The next day saw the boys walking hand in hand towards the entrance of the youth Hostel, Dec laughed to himself upon seeing who was at the reception desk. "Hey Anth? Can you wait down here while I grab my stuff? I won't be long but my rooms a mess. " Dec said slightly embarrassed, running a hand through his perfectly styled hair.

"Course baby take your time." Replied the presenter, kissing Dec softly before allowing the smaller Geordie to enter the complex who winked at a gobsmacked member of staff as he went.

Ant chuckled to himself and walked through the automatic doors, there was a seat off to the side but it didn't look as though it could take half of his weight, So he remained stood in the middle of the foyer.

"Oh my god what the actual fuck! You're that yummy presenter from the telly! cheeky bugger was telling the truth!" The women said, her eyes wide and mouth practically touching the ground, looking at Ant in amazement.

"It's nice to meet you I'm Ant." The presented said kindly, giving the women his winning smile. "Who was telling the truth?"

"Hmm? Oh the short fella, Declan, he came in the other day and I was like, someone got laid last night and he was all like wow how could you tell! And I was all like Its obvious and then I was like so who was the lucky guy and he was all like a millionaire from like the telly and I was all like fat chance! 'cause I though he was taking the micky but the little bugger wasn't kidding  because now you're here, looking fine as fuck I might add and youse were holding hands and kissing and it was cute af." The women spoke as if she'd never heard of  a comma in her life. She didn't even pause for a breathe and the presenter found himself struggling to follow the story a little when she was talking a mile a minute.

Ant decided to just laugh at her monologue and lean against the counter casually. "Well Thankyou... I guess."

"No problem sweetie. Mind if I get a picture?"

"Of course you can" Ant said kindly, coming up close and posing for a photo with her, he was taken by surprise when the women grabbed his cheeks and placed a big wet kiss on his lips. She let go, causing a very stunned Ant to stumble back.

"Lisa! You could've warned the man." Came a slightly higher pitched Geordie accent, from the doorway.

"Dec it's not what it looked like I swear." Ant said panicked by how that might have been interpreted. Dec started laughing walking over to a very panicked Ant. Anth looked at him in confusion as Dec wrapped his arms around his middle and wiped the taller mans mouth of lipstick before kissing his cheek fondly. "I know it's not Ant calm down. Lisa I believe you owe me a Double decker." Dec said smugly not taking his eyes off Ants confused face.

"Gladly." Replied the receptionist who walked over to the vending machine and bought a Double Decker, before passing it to Dec who pocketed it happily.

"Honey?"

"Yes Anth?"

"Did you just sell me for a chocolate bar?"

"Not just a chocolate bar... a double decker chocolate bar." The geordie replied cheekily, making Ant laugh and shake his head.

"I've always wanted to kiss a celebrity." Interrupted Lisa equally as happy.

"Right. Was it up to your expectations?" Ant asked as Dec pulled away and grabbed his Key, handing it to the women.

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