I got this really funny idea. It was inspired by the video above. Now watch as I change Wicked/Hamilton into Wicked/Kotlc. Da da da da! *blows fake trumpet* Oh and everything in bold is just me doing the music. I'm weird like that.
Keefe: *reads script* Um no. I'm not saying that.
Peggy: Fine we'll skip your line. Tam?
Tam: *on other side of the room* My dear mother and father. *sarcastically*
Tam/Keefe: There's been some confusion on the rooming here in the Black Swan!
Tam: But of course I'll care for Linh.
Keefe: But of course, I'll riiiiiiiiiiiiise above it!
Tam/Keefe: For I know that's how you'd want me to respond. *they glare at each other* Yes. There's been some confusion for you see my roommate is...
Keefe: Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe!
Tam: Blonde.
Dun Du Dun, DING! Dun Dun. Ding Ding! Ba da!
Keefe: What is this feeling so sudden and new?
Ba da
Tam: I felt the moment, I laid eyes on you.
Ba da
Keefe: My pulse is rushing.
Ba da
Tam: My head is reeling.
Ba da
Keefe: My face is flushing.
Keefe/Tam: What is this feeling?! Fervent as a flame. Does it have a name? YeeeeeeEEEEEEEs! Loathing! Unadulterated loathing.
Keefe: For your face.
Tam: Your voice. *mimics Keefe's voice* (Guys can you just imagine Keefe with a Galinda voice? Yes I said GAlinda.)
Keefe: Your clothing.
Keefe/Tam: Let's just say. Da da da da I loathe it all! Ding ding ding ding Every little trait however small! Makes my very flesh begin to crawl! With simple utter loathing! There's a strange exhilaration. In such total detestation! It's so pure so strong!! Though I do admit, it came on fast. Still I do believe that it can last! And I will be loathing, loathing you my whole! Life! Long!
Keeper Crew (minus Keefe/Tam and Linh, she supports Tam): Dear Keefe Sencen you are just too good! How do you stand it? I don't think I could! He's a terror, he's a tartar! We don't mean to show a bias, but Keefe you are a martyr!
Keefe: Well, these things are sent to tryyyyyyy us!
Keeper Crew: Poor Keefe Sencen forced to reside! With someone so disgusticified! We just want to tell you! We're all on your siiiiiiiiide! We share your loathing!
Keefe/Tam: What is this feeling so sudden and new?
Keeper Crew: Unadulterated loathing!
Keefe/Tam: I felt the moment I laid eyes on you!
Keeper Crew: For your face, your voice, your clothing!
Keefe/Tam: My pulse is rushing!
Keeper Crew: Let's just say!
Keefe/Tam: My head is reeling!
Keeper Crew: We loathe it all!
Keefe/Tam: Oh, what is this feeling?!
Keeper Crew: Every trait however small!
Keefe/Tam: Does it have a name?
Keeper: Makes my very flesh begin to crawl!
Keefe/Tam: Yes!
Everyone: AhhhhhHHHHH!
Keefe/Tam: LOATHING!
Keeper: LOATHING!
Keefe/Tam: There's a strange exhilaration!
Keeper: LOATHING!
Keefe/Tam: In such total detestation!
Keeper: LOATHING!
Keefe/Tam: It's so pure, so strong!
Keeper: Sooooo strong!
Keefe/Tam: Though I do admit, it came on fast! Still I do believe that it can last! And I will be loathing
Keeper: Loathing
Keefe/Tam: For forever, loathing
Keeper: Loathing
Keefe/Tam: Truly deeply, loathing you!
Keeper: Loathing you!
Keefe/Tam: My whole life loooooooooooooong!
Keeper: Loathing! Unadulterated loathing!
Dun dun dun da dun
Tam: *shadow whispering* BOO!
Keefe: *high-pitched* AH!
DUN
Full song: (In case you wanted it idk) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dk3H2yvsH-U
I'm so close to doing all the musicals on the cover! I'll do In the Heights soon... probably later today, I'm not doing anything. See you then I guess!
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Kotlc the Musical
FanfictionYeah so... I love musicals... and... I connect everything to them. So... Kotlc the Musical! Here you go I guess. Disclaimer: I don't own any of these lyrics... I change some of them... But they're mostly not mine.
