You all knew this was coming. Inspired by another Ham vs Jeff vid. (Shown above)
Tam&Keefe: Why is it always us?!
Peggy: Because watching you guys fight is really fun.
Sophie&Biana: And... Why're we here?
Peggy: Because watching your boyfriends fight is super fun!
Everyone other than Peg: *blush* S/He's not my Boy/Girlfriend!
Peggy: *rolls eyes* Yeah. Right.
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Tam & Keefe: *glare fest*
Biana: Are they gonna sing or...
Keefe: *super loudly making everyone jump* ANYTHING YOU CAN DO, I CAN DO BETTER
Tam: HA
Keefe: I can do anything better than you.
Tam: *eyeroll* No you can't.
Keefe: Yes I can.
Tam: No ya can't.
Keefe: *smirk* Yes I can.
Tam: *glare* No you can't!
Keefe: Yes I can! Yes I can!
Sophie & Biana: Oh my... This is going to be awhile.
Tam: Anything you can be, I can be greater. Sooner or later, I'm greater than you.
Keefe: *grits teeth* No you're not.
Tam: *smirk* Yes I am.
Keefe: *false sweetness* No you're not.
Tam: Yes I am.
Keefe: No you're not!
Tam: Yes I am! Yes I am! I can break a forceshield with my shadow field!
Biana: True...
Keefe: I can still battle without your fiddle fattle.
Sophie: You couldn't come up with a better rhyme?
Peggy: I'm tired okay?
Tam: I can live on bread and cheese!
Keefe: And only on that?
Tam: Yep
Keefe: *smirk* So can a rat.
Both: *glare*
Biana: Oh, great! We're back to the glare fest.
Tam: Any note you can sing, I can sing higher.
Keefe: I can sing any note higher than you.
Tam: No you can't
Keefe: *higher* Yes I can
Tam: *higher* No you can't
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Kotlc the Musical
FanfictionYeah so... I love musicals... and... I connect everything to them. So... Kotlc the Musical! Here you go I guess. Disclaimer: I don't own any of these lyrics... I change some of them... But they're mostly not mine.