AGAIN AGAIN
(Also, fair warning, this chapter is kinda long. Because... you'll see.)
Keefe: *walks in* What is UP!
Sophie: *walking in behind him* The sky.
Keefe: Oh my gnomes, why does everyone say that? It kinda ruins the whole mood of "what's up" you know.
Biana: *walks in* But the sky is up.
Keefe: I know. But that's now what I was asking!
Tam: *walks in* You literally said "what's up".
Keefe: No. I literally said "What is up."
Dex: *walks in* That sentence doesn't make any more sense than the last one.
Keefe: Because it's slang! It doesn't have to make sense!
Linh: *walks in* I feel like it kinda should. If it doesn't make sense, how do people speak it? How do people understand it?
Keefe: That's not what I... *frustrated noises*
Sophie: And the sky is what's up.
Fitz: *walks in* Unless you're under a ceiling.
Biana: But the sky is still above the ceiling.
Fitz: He didn't say "what's above" he said "what's up"
Tam: *mockingly* Actually he said, "what is up"
Dex: Which still doesn't make any sense.
Linh: Yeah I'm with Dex.
Biana: Yeah, well I'm with Sophie that the sky is up.
Sophie: Yeah.
Keefe: Aw! I wanted to be on Foster's team! Cmon, Team Foster-Keefe?
Sophie: Admit that the sky is up. Then you can join our team.
Keefe: *huffs*
Tam: If we're all choosing teams, I'm with Fitz. The ceiling is up if you're not outside.
Fitz: *nods proudly*
Keefe: Don't look so proud of yourself Fitzy. You got Bangs Boy on your team. Meanwhile Sophie and Biana are a team so we're all basically dead.
Biana/Sophie: Girl power. *high five*
Dex: Hey Keefe, you're forgetting one thing.
Keefe: What?
Dex: You're alone.
Keefe: *looks around to see that everyone is in a team except for him*
Keefe: I don't need a team. The Keefester can defeat you all without any help.
Tam: Did you just refer to yourself in the third person?
Keefe: What's it to you Bangs Boy?
Peggy: *clears throat* Uh... hi?
Keeper Crew: *spins to look at Peggy*
Peggy: Wow. It's become so normal having me around that you can forget that I'm here. Sweet!
Tam: Oh boy.
Peggy: ANYWAY! Everyone is doing the song today so here! *scripts fall from the ceiling onto them*
Fitz: They fell from the ceiling, because the ceiling is what's up.
Biana: The sky is above the ceiling!
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Kotlc the Musical
FanfictionYeah so... I love musicals... and... I connect everything to them. So... Kotlc the Musical! Here you go I guess. Disclaimer: I don't own any of these lyrics... I change some of them... But they're mostly not mine.