Kotlc the Musical

Kotlc + Camp Camp

The song was fricking stuck in my head. (Still haven't finished Unlocked so... yeah)

Keefe: I hope this won't sound impolite. Or come across as too forthright. But even though you seem alright, I... think I'm better than you.

Tam:

Keefe: Now please do keep this thought in mind, that's just my personal conviction. You're smart and fun. You're sweet and kind. I'd call our friendship an addiction.

Tam:

Keefe: Your shoes are shined, your breath don't shame, but still I find I have to say, I! Think I might be better than you!

Tam: *small smirk* You seem impressed with what you've shown but I don't find it that compelling. You've sung my praise but not your own and well, I think that's pretty telling.

Keefe: No-

Tam: But while we're on the subject of how I'm superb and leagues above, you ought to know I'm number one.

Keefe: Absolutely no-

Tam: *looking at Keefe like he's a child* I know that might be hard to swallow. *feigns hurt* This hurts you just as much as me. *mischievous grin* But when this song is sung then you and I'll know, that you're just a nobody!

Keefe: Well, "friend" I don't know what to say-

Tam: Try starting with your resignation

Keefe: *frowns* Let's end this in the finale

Tam: *darkly* I'm dying from anticipation

[overlapping]

Keefe: You're really great, but let me state

Tam: You've been outdone

Keefe: You denigrate and seem to hate

Tam: Now I've really won

Keefe: The fact I break to abdicate 

Tam: But it was fun

Keefe: Before I can asphyxiate, I...

Tam: Your end's begun, and...

Keefe: Think I might be better than you!

Tam: Now I know I'm better than you!

Keefe: Don't hate me, because it's true!

Tam: And I'll prove it to you too!

Keefe: Just know... I'm... better than~

Tam: So watch as I identify the skill to show I qualify like keeping up this friend charade and tricking kids to drink kool-aide to sacRIFICE THEM-

Keefe: Wait what

Tam: What