Tam: What the heck are "musicals"?
Linh: It appears to be a play where the dialogue stops, and the plot is conveyed through song.
Fitz: Through song?
Biana: Yes...
Dex: Wait wait wait. So, an actor is saying his lines and then... out of nowhere he just starts singing?
Sophie: Yes...
Keefe: Well that is the *breaks into song* stupidest thing that I have ever heard!
Biana: You're doing a play, got something to say, so you sing it?!
Dex: It's absurd!
Tam: Who on Earth is going to sit there, while an actor breaks into song?
Fitz: What possible thought could the audience think other than this is horribly wrong?
Sophie: Remarkably? They don't think that.
Keefe: Seriously? Why not?
Linh: Wait... The script says...
*The curtains open slowly, a silhouette steps forward slowly*
Silhouette: It's... A... *suddenly pops from their spot to being right in between Dex and Fitz*
Peggy: Musical! *Puts her arms around their shoulders* A musical! Nothing's as amazing as a musical! *slides over to Linh and spins her around* With song and dance!
Linh: *laughs*
Peggy: *pops up behind Biana and Tam* And sweet romance!
Tam: *places a kiss against Biana's temple and she giggles*
Peggy: *pops to the middle of the stage and holds her hands out to all of them* And happy endings happening by happenstance!
Sophie: Well I mean-
Peggy: *pops into the rafters with the lights* Bright lights! *pops down and shoves Fitz* Stage fights!
Fitz: Hey!
Peggy: And a dazzling chorus! You wanna be great, then you gotta create a musical!
Fitz: *rubbing his arm where Peggy shoved him* I don't know.
Tam: I find it hard to believe people would actually pay to see something like this.
Keefe: Let's say it's a Saturday night and you wanna go out on the town!
Biana: *places a hand on her chest* Got a lady to flatter-
Dex: *appearing behind her* Who might give it up if you don't let her down
Biana: *flushes and smacks him*
Dex: *laughs*
Fitz: You could go see a tragedy.
Keefe: *crosses his arms* But that wouldn't be very fun.
Dex: Or a play from Greek Mythology
Peggy: *loudly* I'm once again skipping a line!
Keeper: *groan*
Keefe: *overly dramatic* You could go see a drama! *places a hand to his forehead and falls backward, Dex catching him at the last minute with a very annoyed expression* With all of that trauma and pain!
Dex: *drops Keefe*
Keefe: Ow! Hey!
Dex: Or go see something more relaxing
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Kotlc the Musical
FanfictionYeah so... I love musicals... and... I connect everything to them. So... Kotlc the Musical! Here you go I guess. Disclaimer: I don't own any of these lyrics... I change some of them... But they're mostly not mine.