Peter Parker One Shots

5 Times The Avengers Broke the Internet and the 1 Time Stony Won The Bet

#GodOfSpiders

Peter Parker started it, but then again he usually was the one who started it. He'd started and manned his own, oficial Spiderman social media accounts. It was really the first official social media account linked to a super hero, hell, he even had his own youtube. He might have recorded a team meeting. He always in his suit around the Avengers, the only two who knew who he was was Tony and Steve, but only because he'd pulled his mask off during a fight when blood had pooled around his lips. Steve had never told anyone, but he had ended up helping Peter breathe again.

Peter always wore his mask during gatherings, to keep May safe. So, while they were all hanging out together after a long fight, Peter began to record the shenanagins that often went on whenever they all got together on his phone.

"I've never offered our friend Spiderman the chance to prove his worth." Thor put his hammer down on the table. "Lift this hammer and you can be worthy of the throne of Asgard."

"Wait, you've all tried it?" Peter asked.

"Yeah." Rhodey frowned. "It didn't work."

"See, Underoos, I'll show you." Tony walked forward and pulled up on the hammar, but it remained in place. "Dumb magic."

Steve got up. "I think I might be able to... I mean I got this feeling last time, like it might work." Steve stood up and grabbed the hammer, it wobbled, but didn't lift. Steve shook his head at sat down, putting his arms over the back of the couch, one almost around Tony, one almost around Nat. "Hmm...guess not."

Thor grinned and the hammer leapt to his hand. "You're just not worthy." Thor flipped his hammer and put it back down. "Go ahead, Man of Spiders."

Peter turned the camera on himself, just so it could capture the way his suit's eyes widened to mimic his. "Really? AWESOME!" He turned the phone forward as he reached for the hammer. He grabbed it and... "Huh, this thing's lighter than it looks." Peter pulled it up and twirled it. "Were you guys lying about this thing? It's like a paperweight or something. It's a prop, isn't it?" Peter asked. "It's like, super light. If this were the real thing it'd be like, so easy to smash people with it."

"HOLY FUCK, KID!" Tony shouted.

"Language," Nat said.

Thor's face was full of horror an awe in the video, then it grew exited. "The Man of Spider's is worthy!"

"Holy shit, this is the real thing?!" Peter shouted, then turned the camera. He showed himself holding the hammer. "I'm worthy!"

He'd cut the video down to show Tony and Steve attempt it, then his success and his victory scream. The internet broke.

#BowToTheSpiders #FollowTheSpiderGods.

After the Avengers had found out that Spiderman had almost literally made the internet fall apart, they'd all decided to see who could break the internet best. Nat took it upon herself to hijack the video cameras in the gym. She managed to get a video of her taking down Captain America and Hawkeye all in one fluid fight. Sure, her victories weren't assured against them, but the video had gone viral and nearly broken the internet. It was no where as well received as the now donned #GodofSpiders incident. A trend had started though: #bowtothespiders and #followthespidergods. Nat was content with it. She hadn't beaten the Spiderling, but it had been fun.

#HawkeyeSerenade

Team building exercises seemed to go over well with the internet, so Hawkeye waited. When Tony suggested Karaoke, Clint set Nat to a very important task: live-stream everything. Tony, of course, belted out a classic rock song, surprisingly well. Thor hadn't really known what to do, but he'd tried valiantly. It was funny and Clint knew it would be a hit, but he twirled his finger, telling Nat to keep filming.