Peter Parker One Shots

Memory Loss

@NPark74
Peter was on patrol, nothing new. He was fighting a wannabe Thor who had a remote control shock machine. Peter got a shocked a couple times and his vision started going fuzzy. He shot a web at the remote to the other end of the alley.

"Oopsie Mr. Not-Thor. Looks like you lost your toy." Peter punched him a few more times before webbing him to the wall. He swung out of the alley and checked the time.

He swung right into the window he left open of Stark Tower. He closed the window and changed into some regular clothes. He walked down to the medbay to see his dad.

"Fri, tell Dad and Bruce I'm on my way down to see them." Peter smiled to himself at the elevator music, AC/DC. Classic Dad.

"Boss is now freaking out that you're hurt. Are you?" Peter smiled. Of course that was the first thing that reached Tony's head.

"No, Fri. Just want a small check up. Got a couple shocks. Also wanted to visit." Peter took out his phone and started texting his girlfriend, Cassie, who was currently staying with her mom.

Hey Cass. Just got off patrol. There was some Thor wannabe. Boring.

Aw, cool. I hope you tell Thor that he's cool enough to get a wannabe too.

Too?

Yeah! Obidiah Stone was a wannabe Tony. Both Bucky and Bruce are technically Steve wannabes. Bruce had that one guy that one time I forget his name. Now this guy with Thor.

Do you keep track of this stuff?

Yes. Tell Shuri I want a lightsaber to scare my mom with. She's being all 'Star Wars isn't real Cassie. You're sixteen get over this. You can't have a lightsaber.'

Rude.

Ikr!

The elevator dinged and he looked around. It was still a little fuzzy and when he started to walk, he stumbled. Luckily he didn't need any help to get to his fathers room, as he committed the way to memory.

He stumbled through the door and heard his dads light laugh. "Yeah, Bruce. Yeah I am. Oh! He's here! Bruce!"

He felt hands on his shoulders shaking him. "Peter? Peter!"

The blackness that had been edgin at his vision took over, and Peter didn't protest.

Peter woke up in a bed. He heard before he saw, but there was bickering. "Stop! He's waking up!" Said задира паук мама.

He opened his eyes and saw the original six avengers, Wanda, Pepper, Bucky, Sam, T'Challa, Shuri, Loki, May, Happy, and Morgan. "Hey guys!"

"Petey! I missed you!" Morgan flung her arms around his neck. "Mommy said I couldn't hug you cause I might wake you up early and that would hurt you. But now I can!" She snuggled into his neck.

"Hey sorella! How long was I out? What happened?" Peter sat up and hugged his sister back.

"Well, you passed out so I had Karen run me down on your patrol. It seems the shocks affected you brain slightly, the memory section to be more specific. So, lay it on me." Bruce waved his hand.

Peter took a deep breath. "My name is Peter Stark. I was born on August 10th to Pepper Potts-Stark and Tony Stark. When I was six, they realized that growing up in the spotlight isn't freak for a child. I lived with Peppers sister May and her husband Ben. My best friends ate Ned Leeds, Michelle Jones, Gia, Harley Keener, Princess Shuri, Wanda Maximoff, Groot Quill, and Loki Laufey-" Peter glanced at Loki to see her in a women's body. "-dottir. My girlfriend is Cassie Lang, much to her fathers dismay. My little sister is Morgan, by blood. Wanda is my older sister by choice. Uh, I've been Spider-Man since I was bit by a genetically enhanced spider on an Oscorp field trip. Ned is my guy in the chair. Karen is the artificial intelligence of my Spider-Man suit. Gia is an artificial intelligence transferred into a host body that I created. Got it all?" Bruce was tapping away on a tablet.

"You got it all. Must notice effected you. You're good." Peter smiled as Morgan pulled away.

"I was scared you weren't gonna be okay, like Marley in the doggy movie we watched last week." Morgan whispered.

"Yeah, that would stink. But I'm okay. I'm not leaving you sorella. I'm here."
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He smiled brightly as he went to school. He opened his locker. He frowned when he noticed that he didn't have a picture of Morgan up in his locker.

He turned to Ned. "Why don't I have a picture of sorella up?" Ned was about to say something when Peter shrugged it off and took a picture out of his wallet and put it up. He also didn't have one with his parents. His frown deepened. He took another out of his wallet and put that one up too.

He took out his notebooks and Flash walked by. He saw the new pictures and Ned flushed for Peter. "Ha! Nice photoshop Penis." Flash knocked his shoulder into Peter's Peter rolled his eyes, not really getting it.

He closed his locker and went to his history class. When he arrived, the teacher was out and there was a sub, one of the good ones that put on a movie and let you play games with your friends. "Hey guys. Today, we're watching a documentary on the snap. Same rules apply as regular class."

About half way through the documentary, they got to Spider-Man and his death. Peter, slowly but surely, began to get a panic attack. His heart rate must have went up considerably, because his father called.

"Peter, you know the rules. On speakerphone or let it go to voicemail." Peter nodded and pressed his watch, causing his father to appear as a hologram. Some people gasped.

"Hey dad! It's fine. We're watching a documentary about the snap and I got a little panic attack. Ned talked me down." His father eyed him.

"Then why hasn't your heart rate gone down? Peter, you just got healed. You can't scare me like this. I swear you're making me go grey." Tony sighed and rubbed his temples.

"Dad. I'm fine. I swear. This isn't anything major. Tell Morgan that we're watching the new Aladdin movie tonight. Okay?" Peter have his father a smile.

"Fine. I'll see you tonight kid. Actually, nope. Screw Happy, me and Morgan are picking you up from school today." Tony said.

"Okay. See you then!"

"Wait... what class are you in?"

"History?"

"The class where you have to put your phone on speaker or let it go to voicemail?" Tony's voice was tight.

"Yeah... why?"

"So I'm on speakerphone?"

"Yes? I'm confused."

"Jesus, Bruce said your memory was screwed some way." Tony groaned. He turned. "Okay, hi, teacher? Yeah, so I'm sending in NDAs. Anyone tells a single soul that Peter is my son and you are gone. Also that Morgan exists. Goodbye."

The hologram flicked off.

"WHAT THE HELL PENIS!?"