Peter Parker One Shots

Peters True Heritage

Peter has known his whole life that, no matter how he looked like them, he was not biologically a Parker. He had his family and didn't care about where he was from. Until he was adopted by Tony and he needed his birth certificate. May have it to him, she fully supported the adoption.

"Alright Pete. I'm going to hand you your paper now. You aren't allowed to freak out. Copy?" May held the paper close to her chest.

Peter tolled his eyes and nodded, holding his hand out. May sighed and put the paper in his hand. He didn't even look at it as he got back in the car they were in front of. May gave Happy a kiss on the cheek and he got back in the drivers seat.

They drove to the tower and Peter didn't spare the paper a glance. He listened to a Buzzfeed Unsolved video. They pulled up and Peter ran to the car, throwing Happy a quick "Thanks!" As he bolted up the stairs. Security didn't stop him, knowing better than to keep Tony's kid from entering.

He bounded up the stairs, to jittery to stand in an elevator. He got to the floor where Tony had the papers and his team. He figured they would want to be with them. They had all met Peter and loved him.

Natasha and Steve especially. Nat had a suspicion but didn't say anything, waiting for more intel.

Peter skidded to a stop in front of Tony and handed him the paper.

"Okay kid. Peter Parker, adopted by Mary and Richard. Birthday August 10. Birth parents...." Tony stopped as he looked at the paper. He shook his head and looked again. "Natasha Romanoff and Steve Rodgers?" The whole team whirled to Natasha and Steve.

"Okay, so what's the plan here." Steve muttered to her from the corner of his mouth. She shot him a look.

"Steve and I are grown ass adults. We've been sleeping together for a while but I didn't want to be public about it. We had a baby, a while back. Guess that's Peter. We both knew we weren't ready to have a baby, with all the superhero stuff and all. We gave him to a loving couple. Whoop de do."

Peter stared at Natasha. "Wait a second, I've grown up this scrawny and am descended from a super soldier?"

Steve sighed. "When Nat got pregnant we went to Helen. Told her the circumstances. She made a serum that sort of just hid the super soldier serum from your DNA. You have it in you. You just needed to unlock it. I think, maybe like radioactivity or something similar to that."

Peter and Tony met eyes. Peter stifled a laugh. "Well, sorry and all. But Mr. Stark is still gonna be my dad." Peter grabbed a pen. He scribbled his name on a paper. Tony took the pen after and signed. 

"Okay, now that you're actually my son and you are apparently also Steve and Nat's son, I'm going to  buy all of us dinner. But he's my kid, so back off Rodgers."

Steve made an exasperated "uh, ah, hey! What about Nat?!" 

Tony snorted. "Yeah, cause I'm gonna tell Nat what to do."

Peter snickered.