Peter Romanoff-Stark was sitting in his living room, reading a newspaper when he got to an article about his parents.
His parents divorced when he was three, both had remarried. His mother married Wanda Maximoff-Romanoff and his father married Loki Laufeyson-Stark. They were on good terms and still were on the team together.
He read through the whole article.
"What the fuck!" He yelled.
His Uncle Rhodey told them he cheated on her with his Uncle Steve, only for Steve to cheat on him with his Uncle Bucky, and do his father ended up with Loki.
His mother told them that his father was screwing Loki as Peter was born, and that she and Wanda had sex ten minutes later.
His father told them that the divorce was so brutal that it cost him 600 Million dollars and she got custody of him. The picutre they had taken of Peter and his dad was the first time theyd seen each other in sixteen years.
His stepmom, whom he called Novaya Mama, said that she and Nat had been on and off for thirteen years before he was born, and that continued through the marriage of his parents.
His stepdad, whom he called Prince Dad, said that his father had screwed him up so severely that he was extremely turned on by a married man with a three month old son, and they got together as soon as Peter was born.
"Fri, tell my family I'm disowning them and moving in with May."
In case anyone cared, May Parker nee Romanoff.
Some crack to sustain you while I work on some of the requests. Enjoy!
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Peter Parker One Shots
Fiksi PenggemarSelf explanatory but he is a Stark in all of them wether biological or adopted thought most of the time it will be adopted.
