Peter Parker One Shots

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Screw timelines don't think about it shhh

Before Bruce we toon the Quinjet to space, he and Nat has a night. Just one night, but it was something neither of them would ever forget.

Later, Tony brought his adopted son in to meet the Avengers and it turns out to be the result of that night.

Natasha has been keeping up on Peter, and they've spent plenty of time together as well. He calls her Мама Паук.

—ℌ𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔚𝔢 𝔊𝔬—

Peter was twiddling his thumbs, standing at the door with Tony. "Tony? Will..." He looked down at his hands, "Will Dr. Banner be here?"

Peter had always wanted to meet his father but he had never had the opportunity. "Yeah, kid. Don't fanboy too hard." Peter forced a laugh, because he was sure Bruce wouldn't want it out that he had a son.

"Okay guys," Tony clapped his hand and walked into the meeting he had called that included Steve, Clint, Nat, Bruce, Thor, Loki, Sam, Bucky, and Wanda. "I have someone I'd like you to meet. Spider-Man, my personal intern, and my newly adopted son. Peter Potts-Stark-Parker but he just goes by Parker. Come on in kid." Peter walked in and smiles at them.

"Wait, how old are you kid?" Steve asked as soon as he walked in.

"Sixteen but that doesn't make me any less capable of fighting." Peter said, getting defensive.

Steve gave him a goofy grin. "Nah, not worried about that. You can hold your own against me, you can block Buck's punch, you're good." Peter sighed and smiled.

"Okay, Hello to Captain Rogers, Mr. Barton, Мама Паук, Doctor Banner, Mr. Odinson, Mr. Laufeyson-Odinson, Staff Sergeant Wilson, Sergeant Barnes, Ms. Maximoff." Peter gave them all a blanket wave and walked over to give Natasha a hug.

"What was that?" Clint asked, pointing at Nat with a horrific expression. "The Nat we know would never show affection! Who are you and what have you done to Natasha!?"

"Ha ha." She said flatly, tapping her nails on the desk. "Let me remind you that I can and will stab you." She then began twirling a knife in her fingers.

"I don't even know what that was. How do you know her kid?" Tony asked, shocked. Peter realized everyone was looking at him like he had grown three heads, or a rather large mustache very suddenly.

"I've known her my whole life! She's the best. Speaking of, May wants the three of us to have brunch tomorrow." Peter says, looking at Nat. She gave him a bright smile and a nod.

"We'll talk about this later, kid. You can go now. I'll see you in the lab soon. The ten of us need to talk about Ross." Tony Parker him on the back and Peter began to walk out.

"Actually Tony, I hope you don't mind if I bring Bruce out of the room for a little bit. We have something to discuss." Bruce straightens his glasses and sit up. He seems confused as to what she means.

"Fine but be back and don't get blood on the new tile in the kitchen." Tony said, waving them off.

Peter, Bruce, and Natasha made their way out of the room and into the common area. Peter went into the kitchen, while his parents went into the living room.

"So, what do you need to talk about?" Bruce asked.

"I need to talk to you about that night." Bruce sighs and Nat keeps talking. "This isn't what you think! I don't mean like, oh I need to be with you, cause I know you're with Thor now and I'm actually quite into Wanda but it was more after that I wanted to talk about.

"Bruce I had a baby. A few months after we defeated Ultron. I gave him to a friend I knew was having trouble having a baby, but I still see him all the time and I think you should meet him."

Bruce is hyperventilating in his chair. "I have a son?" Nat calms him down quickly and Peter leans against the wall, watching his parents. "When can I meet him?" Bruce says, as soon as he's calm.

Peter pushes off the wall and enters the living room. "You already have." He says, putting his hand out for Bruce to shake.

"Wait, I have to share my son with Tony?" Bruce asked, horrified. Peter laughed.

"Yeah. That's the thing. Tony doesn't exactly know." Bruce raised an eyebrow.

"Can I be the one to tell him?"

Shoutout to my friend @ArachnisAsh_ because today it their birthday!!