Peter Parker One Shots

Peter's Squad

Peter has a squad, and no one really knows outside of his school.

They go out all the time and Peter says it's patrol, they see movies together, and they have a legendary group chat.

This squad was Ned, Mj, Gia, Loki, Wanda, Cassie, Lila, Groot, Shuri, Harley, and himself.

After Harley's mom got alcohol poisoning, she went to rehab and Tony took Harley in. After three months, he adopted him.

Scott lived nearby to the tower with Hope and their daughter Kenzie. Cassie lived there half the time, and when she did she went to Midtown.

After Clint lost Laura (someone found out she existed, took her hostage, and when she refused to tell them anything was killed) he and his kids sold the farm and moved into the tower. Lila was the same age as Peter, so they were in the same grade. Cooper often hung out with them too, but he had his own circle of friends.

Groot was only in the group chat, because he was in space.

The reason he never tells anyone about his squad is that he doesn't trust the other Avengers. None of his squad does, because all of them live Tony like family and don't trust the so called "Team Cap." Except for Wanda. Obviously.

Whenever Loki came to earth for long periods of time, she would transform herself into a teenager and go to school with them and hang out. Wanda did as well, using her magic to make people think she was a teenager. Wanda went by Fawn Forandaom while Loki went by Laurie Lydkotofit. Four-and-ayy-um and Lied-cut-off-it.

This is the story of how their squad learned to trust Team Cap. Wanda, after they went rouge, came to Tony first and signed the accords, realizing she was wrong. The others had to be pardoned because they refused to admit they were wrong, though they did apologize.

Peter was on the couch, texting in their group chat called "The Meme Chat" They were all watching some movie that no one cared about, everyone was having side conversations.

As soon as Peter hit send, the people in the chat that were in the room too laughed out loud. Steve sent an odd look at Wanda, who noticed and sent him a withering glare.

Peter texted something along the lines and got another laugh.

Arachnid Boi: wanda u just destroyed the captain of ice

Red Magic Gorl: thnx 👌🏻

Princess of Vines: like he tried to look @ u but sis snapped

Darth Nedious: oof clap back huntie

Peter laughed. He looked over at Wanda and she looked like she wanted to die.

Red Magic Gorl: im bored lets play truth or dare

Arrow Gorl: im in

Queen of Sass: me too

Tree: I am Groot.

Arachnid Boi: I'll start. Tree, truth or dare.

Tree: I am Groot.

Arachnid Boi: Okay, what was the worst prank you ever did and what was the outcome?

Tree: I am Groot.