Magkabilang Mundo (CHAT SERIES #4)

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Feb 22 at 11:27 AM

Sondith: Hey beby

Zildjane: Yoyo

Sondith: I imagine u and me sitting together

Zildjane: Umagang-umaga imagine na naman. Nauumay na ako sa imagine mo, ah!

Sondith: Can u do me a favor?

Zildjane: What?

Sondith: Can u teach me a Filipino words?

Zildjane: Ayoko nga. Baka mamaya magkaintindihan na tayong dalawa, wala na akong trip pill. I mean wala na akong mapagtri-trip-an.

: Si Sunny Happy pill ko ta's trip pill lang kita.

Sondith: Would you?

Zildjane: Why do you want me to teach you?

Sondith: So that when I bisit u on Phileppenes I will say that words to u.

Zildjane: Sumasakit ulo ko sa 'yo. Ayusin mo spelling! Hindi ka yata nag-grade 1.

: Kakilabot. Gusto mo akong makita. Ayoko baka ma-rape ako.

: Do u want to meet me?

Sondith: Yes and I'll merry u

Zildjane: Merry Christmas!

: But I am married.

Sondith: U file annulment to ur husband

Zildjane: Why would I do that?

Sondith: Because I imagine that u and me r mint together

Zildjane: Luh, ang lakas mag-assume. Kami meant to be? MAMATAY NA LANG AKO KAYSA SA MAGING LASPAG AKO.

: No we're not mint to be because mint is cool. I mean I don't have mentos menthol mint candy.

Sondith: We r mint to be.

Zildjane: Hindi tayo meant to be kasi hindi mo alam tamang spell ng "meant" kaya para ka sa iba.

Sondith: Now teach me.

Zildjane: Teach you how to doggie?

Sondith: No. Ur words.

Zildjane: What do you want to know.

Sondith: Good morning

Zildjane: Bantot mo.

: Joke lang.

: Good morning is Magandang Umaga

Sondith: Good night

Zildjane: Matulog na ako?

: Papatulog na ako?

: Maayos na gabi

: Matulog ka na, wala na siyang pake

: We say good night too.

Sondith: Good evening

Zildjane: Magandang gabi