Magkabilang Mundo (CHAT SERIES #4)

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Feb 18 at 9:26 AM

Sunny: Good morning gorgeous!

Zildjane:  Galit ka?!

: Hehe joke lang.

: Good morning!!!

Sunny: Have you eat your breakfast?

Zildjane: Uh, yeah. How about you?

Sunny: Done.

: What are you doing

Zildjane: Umakyat ako sa bundok at may nakita akong unggoy na kamukha mong kumakaway sa akin at sinabi mong mag-chat ako sa ‘yo, kaya nag-chat ako at nakita kong baboon ka. Anong konek ng mga pinagsasabi ko?

: Paki-konek nga lahat. Dali!

Sunny: You’re weird but you’re funny.

Zildjane: This is how teacher be like. I mean if you’re a teacher you’ll be weird and you’ll be funny. Like HAHAHAHA. Like that.

: Mukha na akong timang. Magkaroon ka sana ng pake please.

: Do you know what kape is?

Sunny: I can’t really understand you but it’s okay.

: No, I don’t know.

Zildjane: Aww. You’re such a maintindihin person. I mean you’re so understanding.

: Maintindihin is understanding in English

: Pake is coffee.

: Kape pala iyon. Pake is a tall human and the color of his skin is black, and his eyes are red. He also holding a cigarette. He smokes like no tomorrow and his house are under the tree.

: Aren’t you busy?

Sunny: I little bit busy. How about you?

Zildjane: I am a carabao in a hawhaw.

Sunny: Are you a carabao?

Zildjane: I am human. do you think carabao knew to chat?

: Ano sila alien?

: Adik gan’on?

Sunny: Oh, I misunderstood.

Zildjane: Boring mo pong
kausap mas bet ko pa si
Sondith. Nasaan na kasi iyong sugar daddeh ko? | Delete

: It’s okra.

Sunny: So, what are you doing right now?

Zildjane: Pualit-ulit na
lang tayo, pare?

: Anong ginagawa ko? Nangungulangot habang ka-chat ka. YieeEEEee! Kelegen ke pleeese.

: Nag-iisip ng paraan para padaldalin ka. Boring mo po kasi koya. Nauubusan na ako ng english words dito.

: I mean I am chatting with you.

Sunny: Okra

Zildjane: Sa hinahaba-haba ng sinabi ko,
okra lang matatanggap ko?!