ANG SALBAHENG YAGIT

Bagong Homo Sapiens

Isang tanghali, habang kinakagat ni Pareng Yagit ang pudpod na pambura ng kanyang Mongol 1 pencil at kumukuyakoy si Pareng Aringkingking sa kinauupuan nito, abalang nakikipagtsismisan sina Inday Badiday at Tita Swardz sa bagong kakilalang nagngangalang Shalala.

Si Shalala ay may bag na mukhang imported na may tatak na Princess Barbie— bagay na lubos na ikinasabik ni Inday Badiday lalong lalo na ni Tita Swardz. At…

(´･ω･'): “So, I was like gets outs of here coz I am not a beggars like you peoples. I mean, it was so tragedy, you know?” *hawi ng hair*

٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶: “Wow! Shalala you’re soh amazing! Sanah maranasan koh din ‘yan eh!”

(<>..<>): “Oo nga, friend. Sana makapunta rin kami sa Amerika!”

(´･ω･'): “Don’t worries, friends. If I go again to the States, I will ask my rich father to carry you too overs there. So I can shown you everything I seen overs there in the States with me and you togethers.”

 

٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶, (<>..<>): “Ayieeee.” *excited to the max* *may pahampashampas pa*

(´･ω･'): “But I has to warned you friends because the weathers overs there are so cold you might not get adjustments, you know? Actually when I gets back in my house I not used to being in so hot weathers that is why I am sweating a lots all the times.”

٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶: “Ay, oo nga noh? Dapat palah magsanay nah kamih. Tsk. Patih kung paanoh magsalitah ng English. Buti kah pah Shalala fluent nah! Nakakainggit!”

(´･ω･'): “Well, friends learning the English language and speaking English are very easy to me. You will gets to used to it when your already overs there in the States don’t worry. In times you will learned it to speak the English language liked me.”

(<>..<>): “Bongga ka talaga, friend! Ilan taon ka ba sa Amerika at napaka-fluent mo na sa English?”

(´･ω･'): “Two.”

(<>..<>): “Two years?”

(´･ω･'): “Two hours. Hinatid lang namin ang pinsan ng pamangkin ng kumpare ng tito ko.”

٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶: “Ang tagal. Buti dih kah na-culture shock, friend!”