It was me, Diego! JJBA X Reader (One shots)

Pulled A Sneaky One On Ya (Jotaro)

A big thank you to Sakura_Hatsu for collabing with me on this one! We hope you enjoy!
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When you first met Jotaro, you knew he as going to make a good friend. Why? Because he was a quiet guy, a recluse.

People around you would stare in awe as Jotaro would chuckle at something you said. How did you get Jotaro Kujo to laugh? You just spoke to him like a human being. This friendship made you known as "that girl that talks to Jotaro" and nothing more because hardly anyone wanted to approach you in fear of making him angry. This didn't sit well with his admirers of course, who knew no fear for him. Once, they tried to gang up on the both of you and push you away from Jotaro.

"Hey, I was talking to him." You pouted.

"You had enough time with him." one of them sneered.

Jotaro expected you to huff and leave, like anyone else would. Instead, you fought your way back to his side, despite being shoved.

"Move!" A girl whined.

"I'm his friend! He'd rather talk to me than any of you!" You shouted over all of them.

"Jotaro, is this true?" One of them gasped.

He only walked ahead and nodded at you to keep walking with him. You stuck your tongue out at them and pulled down one of your bottom eye lids before walking off with him.

Since then, your desk and locker were getting stacks of love letters and little notes to Jotaro for you to pass them on to him.

"I don't care about those." He scoffed after you presented him with a few.

"Well, if you won't read them, I'll read them out loud."

"Knock yourself out."

You offered a cheeky smile as you tore open one envelope. You cleared your throat and straightened out the paper.

'Dear Jotaro,

I love you. Everything about you is so perfect. I can't wait for the day when I get to meet your parents and you meet mine. Wouldn't that be nice? If you're not really into the idea of being in a relationship, that's fine with me. We can just hang out. Enclosed is a list of things I want you to do to me ;)

XOXO.'

"Oh, jeez." Your face contorted in amusement and disgust as you dropped the letters immediately. "I need to wash my hands now."

"That's why I don't bother opening 'em in the first place." Jotaro rolled his eyes but still smirked.

He wasn't the only one with this kind of problem. It's not like every guy was tailing after you, but it seemed like every week, there was a new boy trying to talk to you.

Jotaro found you alone with a guy at your usual meeting spot. He wasn't much for eavesdropping, but he was curious as to how you handled these situations, so just this once, he decided to lurk.

You had a polite smile on your face. Was it a good thing? Yeah, in Jotaro's mind. It meant you weren't trying to be a total dick to this guy and let him down easy. Judging by the way the dude was practically sweating buckets, he needed it.

"So would you do me the honor of being my date tonight?" The boy shuffled his feet nervously.

You had to admit, he was kind of cute, so your smile hasn't moved an inch.

"No."

"Oh, okay." He sighed in defeat. "Can I at least know why?"

"You don't even know me well enough to answer your own question." You blunted. "We can still be friends."