tainted kisses || pcy

chanyeol-hyung has no chance again sexy suit man

Iris

"Hold up wait? Ignore that fucking idiot Rosa-- I mean Iris," Soojin says closing the door, "What do you mean that you're pregnant!" 

Sehun wraps his arm around my shoulder smirking, "Babe it's literally what she just said 'i'm pregnant' as she is giving birth to the next Jesus JKJK I'm sorry I know your religious. " Sehun laughs and both Soojin and I punch him.

"So how long were you guys you know a thing?" I ask trying to change the subject, and Soojin blushes. "Well, it kinda started after he found out about my job..."

"SO HE WENT AFTER YOUR BODY!" I growl getting ready to punch him, and he hides behind Soojin.

"J-just because you're pregnant doesn't mean I scared!"He cried cowering behind Soojin, and she laughs, "N-no he saved me from a pervert, and for some odd reason after that moment I fell for this fucking dumbass."

"You guys are cute~" 

They both blush and say thank you, "I'm hitting the sack I had a long eventful day."

Soojin grabs me as I walk away, "How was it? Was it bad? I'm sorry Iris."

I shake my head, "It was fun I accidentally spilled something on someone, and I had to spend the entire time with his. It was fun but then I found out it was Momo's homeroom teacher..."

"PARK CHANYEOL?" Sehun gasps, and I nod, "Not my cousin!"

His cousin?! 

"Well it can't be as bad as dinner with my overbearing brother, he cut me off and now he's trying to get back in my life! What an idiot. Mark my words I Seo Soojin will become far greater than Seo Jung Woo!" She chants to herself, and I nearly pass out.

"D-did you say Seo Jung Woo?" I stutter holding on to the couch taking a seat, and she nods.

Her brother?!

"Y-your brother is Seo Jung Woo? His cousin is Park Chanyeol. CAN MY LOVE LIFE BE AN MORE CONFUSING?!" I cry out tears streaming from my face, "WHY THE FUCK AM I CRYING?!"

"Iris what's wrong?!" Soojin panics, and I cry even harder.

"Your brother is my baby daddy, and I have a crush on Sehun's cousin!" I announce not realizing, and instead of listening to their confusing I get up leaving them shocked and confused.

I'm pregnant and hormonal leave me alone!

I woke today by myself I've only been here for about three days, but it feels more like home than my real home. I feel like my life has become a huge drama in what world would my roommates brother be my baby daddy, and the first guy who made my heart beat had to be Sehun's cousin!

Get out of bed changing into my uniform, and after that I do whatever the hell my morning routine. Finishing up I go to the kitchen where only Soojin and Sehun sits solemly eating breakfast. "Morning." I mumble going to sit in the chair between them, "Momo isn't here?"

Soojin shakes her head, "She made up the excues she has a mathletes meeting today..."

"Oh..."

The tension in the air was so thicc even your mom couldn't cut it. I really hated it because it differed from yesterday's lively morning filled with smiles and laughter. Was I the reason for all of this?

"Guys about yesterday." I mumble, "It's true I'm pregnant, and it's most likely your brother."

"Yeah I called him last night-- I didn't tell him your name! It's just when I had dinner all he talked about was you it was so werid, but I see why he would." She laughed, she told him?!

"I called my cousin last night too!" He confessed, "He wouldn't stop talking about you either!"

Sehun too?!

"Y-you didn't tell them my identity did you?" I ask, "I literally ran away from home so he wouldn't find out, but I end up being roommates with his sister."

Laying my head down I feel the same amount of breakfast began to come up, and I rush toward the bathroom throwing up all my breakfast. Soojin is on my left side, and Sehun is on my right they both rub my back saying the oddest things.

"We are here for you."

"Good God don't throw up the next Park Rosalie needs it!"

"Sehun you mother fu--"

"Woah, babe! I'm looking out for my niece."

"What?!"

"She is so going to marry Chanyeol-hyung, and I know it my fourth eye is tingling with this sense that romance is in store for our Rosalie I mean Iris."

"Ignore him Rosa-- Iris just throw up."

I spent the rest of the time throwing up while they argued about which family member I'd end up with. Sehun had very convincing points, but Soojin could turn anybody against what they were truly trying to fight for.

"I'm on the debate club bitch you don't got nothin on me bitchass!" she smirks, and Sehun slumps his giant shoulder in defeat. Walking out of the bathroom leaving just me and Soojin, "Hey are you okay?" She asks, and I shake my head.

"No it's getting worse I don't know if I'll last til Junior year ends." I shake my head tears threatening to fall, and Soojin pulls me into a hug.

"Don't cry Iris We will be here for you, we probably aren't your old friends... But we sure as hell are pretty fucking great, so don't cry your tears alone anymore. We will all go to every doctor's appointment, baby shopping, and we will have a fucking I dunno baby shower? Hell yeah! I promise we will be with you every step of the way call me your baby daddy if you've got too." Soojin promises, and I hug her tighter.

"Thank you Soojin, you don't know how much this means to me." I mumble, and she hums, "Let's get to school."

Breaking away from our hug, we both go out to see Sehun tearing up, "I-i will be the baby mommy i-if I must since Soojin wants to be the boy."

"Exactly Sehun you can be the baby mama and Soojin is my baby daddy," I laugh as I open the door.

"Shouldn't I be the baby daddy instead of Soojin?" A very familiar sexy voice asks making my imaginary panties fly off.

"Big brother?" Soojin gasps, and the last thing I hear before fainting was.

"I finally found you."

"AH MAN! Chanyeol-hyung has no chance against t-t-this sexy suit man!"

"You think my brother is sexy?!"

"Soojin look at him."

"That would be incest."