A week after our conversation regarding Chrissa and Thomas the Tank Does It Again, Julius shows up at my house.
"OMQ how did you find my house??" I asked him with bulged eyes.
He smiles at me like the adorable creep he is. "I found you on Instagram. aren't you @divergent.lover_4_6._46? your location was on one of your selfies."
"Omq why are you stalking me?"
"I wanted to see you again. B T dubs, don't use that filter again. It makes look fatter than usual, Fatty."
He is so full of advisable knowledge. I can't help but blush. The flattery never ended I lead him into my bedroom and sit down on my Elsa comforter. Julius sits next to me.
"Did you read Thomas the Tank Does It Again?"
"Of course! The suspense was unreal!"
"I know right!"
We sit I'm silence for 1.0738 seconds before he says,"Would ya like to watch My Little Pony:Friendship is Magic?"
I nod as he puts season one in the VCR and then Twilight Sparkle appears on my Princess tv from Target.
"Applejack is my fav. I hate her grandma though. She lacks too much glam," I say staring at the tv.
As we lay on my Elsa comforter watching MLP I ask julius,"Will you convert yourself to straight so we can date?"
He turns away from the screen to face me."I will do that if you make me Mac and cheese.
I excitedly say yes and when we finish eating we go back to my room.
"Would you like to do the do right now?" he says. I say sí and we take off our clothes. I try to get on top but he says,"No you're too heavy and fat, you will crush and kill me"
So we put our clothes back on and eat chips and watch MLP.
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The Fault in our Moons
Fanfiction"Maybe Okie Dokie will be our 5ever." "Some booties are bigger than other booties" Young Cashew, newly sixteen, falls into unconditional love when she happens to cross paths with one Julius Oceans. This epic tale of love is filled with humor and hea...
