Iggy, Julius, and I are all sleeping over Julius' house. Julius' Thomas the Tank jammies make me melt.
I check Iggy's Instagram account @theblyndboi. He now has 257,213.6389 followers and I am so totes celoso I want him eliberated. Iggy is sitting in a chair facing the wall. I grab his iPhone 2S and I give myself a shoutout on this insta bcuz I'm insecure about my followers. I read some of the comments on a photo he took with Malcolm Crowe:
"ILY IGGY!!!1!1!"
"Iggyy I wanna have yo babysss!!"
"Damn dawg, you fine."
"i'd pump u like a flat tyre."
He's got so many fanpages. I went on one of them, @iggy_is.my._.icecicle. Their bio says:
"iggy is so perf even tho he dosent no bc he is blind and death. goal: .00259kay"
She is totes parched.
I also saw some hate pages. lol. @blyndboi_should_be_deadboi and their bio says:
"iggy is a useless grain of sugar."
Dale, harsh.
I told Iggy he has a lot of fans. Iggy agreed. Who would have known he'd become so popular.
... A BEAUTIFUL HEART, FAITHFUL AND STRONG! SHARING KINDNESS! ITS AN EASY...
My head was banging with the my little pony theme song. It was my cell phone.
"Cashew Boo speaking."
"Hey Cashew! Is Iggy there?" I didn't know who it was. I hear a whiny sound, something about Kendall stealing a shoe?
"Um, he wouldn't be able to answer."
"Right, well, my name is K. J. and I want to manage Iggy's career. Would he be interested in acting?"
I think to when we were in London and how Iggy loved swimming in the lake with the ducks even though he had to get tazed twice. So, I guess he would like acting.
"Totes yeah."
"Great. I'll call you later about the details."
She hangs up.
And so it begins.
update jan 28 2015
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