Iggy and I walk up to where we sat before on stage and wait for the commercial break to cease.
"You're doing well, guys," Malcolm gives me a thumbs up, but not Iggy because- well- what's the point?
"And we're back!" Malcolm says a little too enthusiastically,"let's get some questions from the audience! Cashew, please pick a hand!" So, it was up to me to pick someone. There was about thirty hands in the air just dying to be picked.I picked a girl with strawberry blonde hair in row 4.23. I point to her.
She seemed a little nervous. "Um, Iggy, I can't believe I'm actually speaking to you. Like this is a dream come true. You're like literally the hottest guy in the world. Can you just, like, follow me on insta @omq._.satinluvr.demigod OMQ plz!!!" she said. I handmunicate to Iggy. Iggy granbs the microphone. "Of course I'll babysit your praying mantis! Next question." Apparently I didn't handmunicate to him correctly.
The next person I picked was a girl with bright orange, curly hair wearing a man's necktie. "IGGY ILY I BROKE UP WITH PARK JUST TO HAVE YOUR BABIES! Park really thinks I moved to Minnesota to get away from my step father, but really it was to get closer to you!!" Iggy waits for me to tell him what she said before he says,"I live in Miami, though."
I have time to pick one more person. There is someone in the third row that catches my attention. I call on a brunette emo girl and she says to Iggy, "omq wassup broski, I'm Amanda and I'm super in love with you where do you live so that I can stalk you?!" Then she threw her bra at Iggy and flashed him her boobs. I didn't think that was quite necessary because once again, Iggy is blind. With a laugh, Malcolm wraps up the interview. "Well everyone, this has been quite a show! Give it up for Iggy and Cashew!" The audience claps for us as the lights dim.
I walk out to the lobby and I already see and huge line for "ILY IGGY" shirts.
updated jan 21 2015
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The Fault in our Moons
Fanfiction"Maybe Okie Dokie will be our 5ever." "Some booties are bigger than other booties" Young Cashew, newly sixteen, falls into unconditional love when she happens to cross paths with one Julius Oceans. This epic tale of love is filled with humor and hea...
