KJ has her own television show just like Malcolm Crowe. We are waiting for her to stop by Julius' house to talk with us as Iggy desperately tries to attempt to play paddleball- he hit himself in the face 5.629 times.
The door bell rings. I open la puerta and I see KJ wearing clothes that are probably worth more than my life plus my Disney princess tv from Target. She has short jet black hair and she has enough makeup to make a thin layer over Mozambique.
KJ tells me she has read How to Communicate with Your Helen Keller- Type Friend so she knows how to talk to Iggy, so Julius and I go spend alone time at the Hogwarts Planetarium.
"You know, this is the first time I saw your appalling mask of a face, fatty," Julius says to me as we walk up the steps to the H.P. "I know," I say,"I was there."
I remember that say like it was yesterday. My mom dropped me off here and I had to walk back home because she had to get a late night vasectomy. She's a wild one.
"So, how long did it take to achieve all your tootsie rolls?"
"Well," I say to Julius,"I was first inspired from watching Animal Planet and I saw the bears and how they keep warm during winter and all, so I wanted to be like them. My mom bought me this certain food so it would make me obese and still be healthy like what sumo wrestlers eat and I also don't shave so I could obtain their hairy glow."
"It definitely worked."
updated February 16th
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