The stage was so much bigger than I imagined and I had to be in stage with Iggy, so he will know what Malcolm is saying. Julius wanted to sit in the audience because he thought the stage's lights would enhance his bad side.
"Oh, look! It's my star, Iggy!" Malcolm Crowe says to Iggy as he gives him a hug and kisses him right on the mouth. Iggy smiles though he seems completely disgusted. Malcolm looks at me with wife eyes and silently and slowly walks around me and examines me. "You are a lot thinner than I thought you'd be." I don't think Julius can too that compliment.
Malcolm's glam squad glam me and Iggy up and we are ready to hit the stage.
On my watch, it turns 7:00pm and Malcolm Crowe goes on stage and welcomes his audience and the television crew sitting behind the stage while Iggy and I patiently wait backstage until he introduces us.
"Helll-oohhhh!! I'm Malcolm Crowe and this is..." He points both arms to the audience as they chant,"Sensing! With! Crowe!" Everyone cheers. "Are you guys ready for me to introduce our guests tonight?" More cheers. "Alright! here is... Iggy Blyndboi and his obese acquaintance... Cashew Bethlehem Harrisburg!!!"
We walk up on stage and Iggy waves to the back wall until I forcibly turn him around to the crowd. Iggy sits in the comfy chair and I sit on a stool next to him and everyone can see my rolls hang over the stool.
"Thank you for having me here, Mr. Crowe," Iggy says,"I could never wish for anything better." "Well, the world IS a wish-granting factory is you're rich," Malcolm winks.
"So, Iggy," Malcolm starts,"what is it like to have magically lost three senses?" I handmunicate to Iggy what he asked. Julius waves to us in the audience and I smile and wave back and my stool toppled and I fell to the ground. God, sometimes Julius is such a Chrissa.
"Well, it definitely makes life difficult, but I like publicity and it makes me more smexy,"Iggy answers. I was proud of him, I thought that was a very mature and modest answer. People cheer and some girl threw her bra to Iggy's face. He holds the bra I'm his hand. "What is this?" he asks me. Girls shriek.
"Iggy, the girls are sure going crazy for you. One girl had stated you look like a mix of Zac Efron and Ryan Gosling. And I must say, I most definitely agree," Malcolm says as he gives a quick smirk.
"ILY IGGY!!" some random girl shouts. I handmunicate to Iggy and he responds,"Well, I will always give me time to the ladies." He clicks his mouth and points both hands at the audience. I never saw this side of Iggy. Iggy once told me that when be was in middle school, all of the girls had a crush on him, I thought he was joking, but Julius confirmed.
"Alright everybody! We will be back after this commercial break!"
updated January 16 2015
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The Fault in our Moons
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