*WARNING: This chapter is not suited for everyone*
(Julius' POV)
The Fartis is really uncomfortable to be inside. All inside it is happiness and rainbows and it reminds me of Barbie's Dreamhouse.
"Mr. Who, r u gay?" I ask curiously. He winks @ me and says,"Why? Are you?" I tell him no and he responds,"That will change at the end of the night." He smirks and I shiver.
He spanks his left butt cheek and tears will up in my eyes because his bum is so perky and round and mine is small and cancerous.
He leads me into the basement of the Fartis. I think of Cashew and hope she isn't deceased outside. Dr. Who grabs me by the arm and yanks me into a black room with gay rights' rainbows and Troyler posters all over the walls.
"Are you ready to get nasty, b@e?" he says to me. The fast that am old, gay man is hitting on me makes me feel quite awkward, but for the sake of Troyler, I tell him yes.
"But if we do the dirty, I need you to fix my BFF 5ever," I say sternly. The Doctor says yas and takes off his clothes except his booty shorts from Target. He asks if it's okay for him to be on top and I say sí. He puts his face close to mine and bites my ear. I say ouch. The Doctor looks at my Strawberry Shortcake tightie-whities and he notices we have the same ones. #Twinning I spank his healthy booty.
"Cashew cannot know about this," I say. "Deal," he says. We lay there together and the I remember about Iggy.
As I leave the room, I become very anxious because I think my cancered ass might be in love with Doctor Who.
updated January 2 2015
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