Julius, Iggy, and I all plan our trip to London to see the mysterious Doctor Who. We got a little distracted though, so we decided to go to the local fair.
"You sure eat a lot of funnel cake," says Julius after I buy $56.1572 worth of funnel cake and probably two more chins. "Well, what can I say, my life is a rollercoaster that always goes down because I'm on it," I responded. "That's deep." I stare at him for 3.141592653589 seconds. "I want pie."
Later, we decide to go on the Ferris wheel. "Sorry,miss," says the runner of the Ferris wheel,"I'm afraid you're much too fat to get in this ride."
I cried for .0157 seconds.
Iggy then runs and punches the guy in the face. "THIS MAN HAS BOOTY CANCER HE DESERVES RIGHTS!"
"I actually was talking to the lady."
"Oh, okie dokie."
Next thing I know Iggy is on the ground screaming,"HELP I can't see!"
wut.
Updated December 12th,2014
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